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Arizona Rains: remember Amber Waves from Boogie Nights? Arizona Rains could be her sister.

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Dakota Georgia: Miss Teen South Carolina named her.

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Cherish Dixie Belle: yeah yeah yeah, the south will rise again.

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Elliot: How come Ihave this feeling that this name is going to experience a falling-out-9f-favor, at least for a while? Thanks, Mr. Spitzer.

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Heaven Zionna: Is that a political statement?

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Jade Amogelang: Exotic perfume ingredient?

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Kansas Autumn: What is so attractive about Kansas, if you aren't stranded in Oz?

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Kynoka Starr: She's a star at kynoka, which is... some obscure Japanese card game?

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My'Angel Lanette: And My'Boy Lollipop.

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Myrocle: With her monocle and bifocals.

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Poetri Terriana: I thought for a second it was Teriyaki.

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Sommer Storm: Parents thought that spelling it Sommer made the combo less tacky. They thought wrong.

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Promise Eden: That one ended rather badly, if I recall. Something about a snake and an apple.

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Kharma Dream Pearline: Surreal, man! Pass me another hit, man!

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Raven Dawn: Oooh, I'm so conflicted and emo!

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Precious Opal: I love Opal, I wish they hadn't tacked that godawful low-class Precious onto it.

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Elliette: Spelling it like this makes no difference. And that Corrinhe is just pointless mangling.

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Rivers Isabella: zzzz-bzzz said the bumblebee.

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Rose Olive: Pukey color? Gross smell?

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Easter Maria Faith: Her birthday won't always be Easter.

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Harmonee Ford Marie; The car that makes music all by itself.

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Christian Angel: *rolls eyes*

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Kasiah: How different is this from Keziah?

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Kemper: And his sibs Bundy, Dahmer and Wuornos.

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Kreigh: Because they have so many young Craigs running around they had to be different.

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Knox ANdrew: ... down and takes his lunch money

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Own Brody: How much will you pay me to take him off your hands.

Most are horrible, but the ones I don't hate are:

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August -for a boy
Georgia
Finley -for a boy
Elizabeth
Angel
Paige
Isabella
Maria Faith
Julian
Christian
Andrew
Ryan
James
Brody

My turn to try to do "a Starla"

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... though those are big shoes to fill. Anyway, here goes:

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Arizona Rains that must not be a very frequent ocurrence
Dakota Georgia geographically confusing.
Cherish Dixie Belle Why are we supposed to cherish Dixie Belle? She sounds like a bandit's mistress.
Island Nohea is that somewhere in the Pacific?
Kansas Autumn that must be a pretty sight, with lots of red leaves, I suppose.
My'Angel Lanette a brand of baby products
Myrocle Ny Sha Miracle is tacky enough on it's own, no need to mangle it.
Shiloh Lynn celebrity worship FN + filler MN
Stormie Lee Lee is not only stormy, but she can't spell.
Poetri Terriana if you write "poetry" like that, I doubt you've read a lot of it.
Promise Eden "Pie in the sky after you die"
Kharma Dream Pearline what's a "kharma dream"? a dream of your past life?
Raven Dawn the recently discovered sequel to E.A. Poê's "The Raven".
Precious Opal this doesn't even deserve a comment.
Harmonee Ford Marie is Harmonee Ford the type of car Marie drives?

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BOYS
Jericko Joseph Mark as if Jericho wasn't bad enough spelled right.
Briton Michael and his brother American James
Christian Angel a bit rendundant?

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I like:

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Arizona- boy or girl
August
Briseis
Dakota
Chandler- love this for a girl!
Island
Kansas Autumn
Promise
Aslyn Paige
Easter Maria Faith

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Aramis Julian
Briar
Greyson- Grayson
Casey
Harper
Hollis
Keefer
Kemper
Kolt- Colt

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A lot of good ones again!

Where in the world were these kids born? What state? Most of the names are horrible.

GIRLS
Arizona Rains - Uhh, not often.
August Janne-Marie - But I was born in April.
Briseis Marie - Sounds like a crappy cereal.
Dakota Georgia - Carolina Texas.
Chandler Jaida LaChei - Yikes.
Cherish Dixie Belle - Cherish Dixie? She'll be a hit at bachelor parties.
Elliot Catherine - Scrubs has had WAY too much affect on these people.
Finley Sue - NMS.
Heaven Elizabeth - "Heaven. I'm in Heaven". Cherish Dixie's business associate, maybe?
Heaven Zionna - Hate Heaven, but it's Zion! Don't feminize a Biblical name.
Island Nohea - Wow.
Jade Amogelang - Sounds like a colorful fungus.
Kansas Autumn - But I was born in Maine in winter.
Kynoka Starr - She's gonna be a starr!
Novalee Winter - Wow. PBS nonfiction TV show + Lee = DISGUSTING.
Lyric Le'Shae - Lyric. Ugh.
My'Angel Lanette - Another business associate! Let's name their company: Slutty Angels.
Myrocle Ny Sha - What's a Rocle? And how do her parents own it?
Patiences MArie - Mutiple patience! She must have had a long pregnancy or something.
Shiloh Lynn - Trendy Lynn.

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I love how you had to put [not a typo] in there :D
These ones are particularly funnybad.

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Arizona Rains - it sure does.
Finley Sue - Ohhh, my heart just fell a little.
Island Nohea - Island? Island!? And how on earth do you prn. Nohea?
Jade Amogelang - Ugh, looking at it makes me sad. Is it pronounced ah-MOJ-eh-lang? WTF?
Kansas Autumn - Sister to Arizona Rains, family name: McThemesalot.
My'Angel Lanette - First, putting an apostrophe in where a space is supposed to be just plain hurts. And secondly... UGH!
Myrocle Ny Sha - The first time I looked at it, I saw my-RONCKLE and almost died. Then I saw it was Miracle misspelled. Which didn't make it any better.
Poetri Terriana - Reminds me of Petri (dish), earthy petri.
Sommer Storm - The older sister to Arizona and Kansas.
Promise Eden - Promise Eden what?
Precious Opal - Whyyyyy?

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BOYS
Espyn Greih - heh?
Greyson Samauri - I want to make a Samurai joke, but.... we just won't go there.
Kreigh Geoffery - Kreigh...he'll grow up to resemble a crayish.
Brosiah Alexander - Brother Josiah is ready to see you now.
Own Brody [not a typo] - *closes eyes and pretends it's not there*

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Edit: oops, misread one of the names and made a comment that didn't make sense about it. :P
Edit 2: spelling and clarity.

This message was edited 3/12/2008, 7:41 PM