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Help[Opinions] Not as good as Starla's but . . .
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I'll give it a try.
Gentry Anna - Ick.
Angel-Love - Screw Baby Love. Wouldn't this be an interesting Supremes song?
Amythyst - but I'm a great speller!
Emerald Jean - I was born in September. I'm considering a career as a transvestite.
Indigo - Is she feeling blue today?
Meadow - Named after her birthplace, maybe?
Navada Viola - Ohyo Clarinet.
Dakota Cheyanne - Wow. This is special.
Barkley Lauren - Sesame Street dog, as Starla pointed out.
Persephony Leslie - Those trendy Greeks!
Skye Marie - It actually could be worse, considering.
Sequoia - Yuck.
Elliot - The creators of Scrubs should be fined for starting the most God-awful trend ever.
Rain - My name is Rain. My middle name is Bow. I wear a dress made of wheat, and I sell sea shells as my profession.
Shaidy Micel - Those shady, shady parents.
Justice - Justice-Girl to the rescue!
Phoenix - Arizona.
Casandra George - Well, you could say its a hermaphrodite, but that would be mean.
Stevie Marie - Kill me now.
Venus Serit - Could you get more of a slutty name? She'll be the subject of a Martin Scorsese movie about a 12-year-old prostitute and a man who tries to save her... Been done, people!
Braidyn Sienna - I'm braiding Sienna.
Trendal Marie - Trendy Al Marie. Weird Al has some competition.
Malaysia Akai - Geography teacher: "Class where's Malaysia?" Malaysia: "Right here!"
Saaphary - Seafaring sapphires, maybe.
Addilinn Faith - Waddilinn Addilinn.
Exoreal Patricia - Ooh, exotic. Real exorcist, Maybe?
Quinlan Tatia-Marie - Wow.
Da-Vyne Te-mia - Ooh! A John Waters cast member! Yay!
Denyce Mellyta - They always said C and S sound the same.
Symphony Sirce - Cease, Symphony!
AQuilla Erica - They can't even spell a crappy name right.
Kuryn Marley - Curing Kuryn, the Serial Killer
Twyla Joelle - Honk!
Meadow Lynn - Smells like bad taste.
Sunshine - Emo.
Tiler Kelly Marie - C'mon, call her Mabel. It'll be a relief.
Summer Breeze - It smells like manure.
Elektra Kaelynn - Carmen, or Jennifer Garner?
Finley Emerson - Chic. Ick.
BOYS
Bisco - And his older brother Na. (Na & Bisco)
Phoenix Que - YUCK!
Draven Sidney - Draven's driving. In Sydney!
Osiris - Better than some.
River - NMS.
Ocean - of tears, when he realized his name was Ocean.
Trask - Trashy Trask's parents broke a flask. And ate it. Then puked out this God-awful name.
Taser Tuff - Gun of words. Look out for typos!
Bryar - Yikes.
LaKeyleon Demetricus - La + Key + Leon = CRAP
Marvi'Ounce Dakarre' - Marvy-poo! His parents celebrated weight loss with this name.
Koy - My name is Koy. Dee Koy.
Lazarus - I actually like this.
Archer - I'm a horrible shot.
Superb - Dull & Stupid. He's a class act!
London - I see LONDON,I see France, I see skid marks where this tacky name got pooped out.
Fox Lucien - Foxy Lucien. He'll be a hit at bachelorette parties.
Stone Hendrix - Stone. He rocks.
Fischer - But daddy, I wanna be an architect, not a fischer!
Triton Gage - Gag me with The Little Mermaid.
Chase Bliss - It's a name, not a message.
Gentry Joshua Jr - Sounds like a title.
Ebony Lamark III - LaMark. His parents thought it was French.
Memphys - Tennessey.
Ronsamel Divine F - Another John Waters film star! He can have a guy & a girl!
Lancelot Jonas - ...
Kore DebLI - The kore of this name.
Prince Gabriel Stanley Earl - They're joking right? It's a popstar & royalty.
Memphis Cole - Tennessee in your stockings.
Wrigley Ellis - It's not GUM!
Gentry Anna - Ick.
Angel-Love - Screw Baby Love. Wouldn't this be an interesting Supremes song?
Amythyst - but I'm a great speller!
Emerald Jean - I was born in September. I'm considering a career as a transvestite.
Indigo - Is she feeling blue today?
Meadow - Named after her birthplace, maybe?
Navada Viola - Ohyo Clarinet.
Dakota Cheyanne - Wow. This is special.
Barkley Lauren - Sesame Street dog, as Starla pointed out.
Persephony Leslie - Those trendy Greeks!
Skye Marie - It actually could be worse, considering.
Sequoia - Yuck.
Elliot - The creators of Scrubs should be fined for starting the most God-awful trend ever.
Rain - My name is Rain. My middle name is Bow. I wear a dress made of wheat, and I sell sea shells as my profession.
Shaidy Micel - Those shady, shady parents.
Justice - Justice-Girl to the rescue!
Phoenix - Arizona.
Casandra George - Well, you could say its a hermaphrodite, but that would be mean.
Stevie Marie - Kill me now.
Venus Serit - Could you get more of a slutty name? She'll be the subject of a Martin Scorsese movie about a 12-year-old prostitute and a man who tries to save her... Been done, people!
Braidyn Sienna - I'm braiding Sienna.
Trendal Marie - Trendy Al Marie. Weird Al has some competition.
Malaysia Akai - Geography teacher: "Class where's Malaysia?" Malaysia: "Right here!"
Saaphary - Seafaring sapphires, maybe.
Addilinn Faith - Waddilinn Addilinn.
Exoreal Patricia - Ooh, exotic. Real exorcist, Maybe?
Quinlan Tatia-Marie - Wow.
Da-Vyne Te-mia - Ooh! A John Waters cast member! Yay!
Denyce Mellyta - They always said C and S sound the same.
Symphony Sirce - Cease, Symphony!
AQuilla Erica - They can't even spell a crappy name right.
Kuryn Marley - Curing Kuryn, the Serial Killer
Twyla Joelle - Honk!
Meadow Lynn - Smells like bad taste.
Sunshine - Emo.
Tiler Kelly Marie - C'mon, call her Mabel. It'll be a relief.
Summer Breeze - It smells like manure.
Elektra Kaelynn - Carmen, or Jennifer Garner?
Finley Emerson - Chic. Ick.
BOYS
Bisco - And his older brother Na. (Na & Bisco)
Phoenix Que - YUCK!
Draven Sidney - Draven's driving. In Sydney!
Osiris - Better than some.
River - NMS.
Ocean - of tears, when he realized his name was Ocean.
Trask - Trashy Trask's parents broke a flask. And ate it. Then puked out this God-awful name.
Taser Tuff - Gun of words. Look out for typos!
Bryar - Yikes.
LaKeyleon Demetricus - La + Key + Leon = CRAP
Marvi'Ounce Dakarre' - Marvy-poo! His parents celebrated weight loss with this name.
Koy - My name is Koy. Dee Koy.
Lazarus - I actually like this.
Archer - I'm a horrible shot.
Superb - Dull & Stupid. He's a class act!
London - I see LONDON,I see France, I see skid marks where this tacky name got pooped out.
Fox Lucien - Foxy Lucien. He'll be a hit at bachelorette parties.
Stone Hendrix - Stone. He rocks.
Fischer - But daddy, I wanna be an architect, not a fischer!
Triton Gage - Gag me with The Little Mermaid.
Chase Bliss - It's a name, not a message.
Gentry Joshua Jr - Sounds like a title.
Ebony Lamark III - LaMark. His parents thought it was French.
Memphys - Tennessey.
Ronsamel Divine F - Another John Waters film star! He can have a guy & a girl!
Lancelot Jonas - ...
Kore DebLI - The kore of this name.
Prince Gabriel Stanley Earl - They're joking right? It's a popstar & royalty.
Memphis Cole - Tennessee in your stockings.
Wrigley Ellis - It's not GUM!
This message was edited 3/11/2008, 6:47 PM
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