[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Kieran James: And her brother Samantha Christine?
Sugar: That's what happens when first cousins are allowed to marry in the backwoods.
Windy: Everybody thought her name was Wendy and she just had a funny accent. Or that she was long-winded or flatulent.
Bush Bobbyann: Naming any child Bush is begging for trouble. Naminga girl Bush is asking for worse trouble.
Clinique: And her sibs Revlon and Cover Girl.
Billie May: You git down offa that there mechanical bull!
Bertha: A big fat farm woman out to feed her pigs.
Malak Mohammed: Sounds rather sinister, that Malak.
Tapestry: Another totally random noun. Let me try: Closet! Scissors! Efferdent!
Indiana Jade: Midwestern Chinese food.
Silver Rain: I suppose it could be worse. It could've been Purple Rain.
Mi' luv Alexa: Even spelled correctly, the name is trashy. Spelling love Luv is trashy in the extreme.
Violet Rose: Both nice names, but together it's a nail polish.
Everly: Always got tired of hearing jokes about her brothers.
Beaudy: So is that beauty? Or bawdy?
Dusty Lee: You git yer sister off that mechanical bull or I'll git paw to tan yer hides!
Rhythm, Star and Freeway: They all sound like a prison posse.
Ransom: Him too.
Dash: And his sibs Parentheses, Period and Hyphen.
Driver: Another menial-occupation naame.
Bam Kenneth: TOh my god! Those bastards killed Kenny!
Brandon Dragon: Would dragons do the braning? I mean, they're the ones that breathe fire.
Trapper Mathew: We have Hunter, Fisher, Tracker. Now Trapper. At least it wasn't Trapper John, MD.
Charming Tiang: He runs Indiana Jade Chinese Cuisine for Midwestern Palates.