[Opinions] *lays head on desk, moaning*
Gailyc: I'm going to sic the entire populace of Ireland and Scotland, plus Wales, on these people.
Jammer: One who jams or is jammed. Is that a reference to the birth?!
Summer Rayne: Trashily predictable. Predictably trashy. Take your pick.
Timber Brooke: The stream with the fallen logs in it.
Alcantra: Al-Qaeda jokes coming your way.
Le' Vexia Nevea: What are the symptoms o fthis disease? Can it be treated?
Azalya Sweet Voice: grows up to a squawky, Hillary Clinton type voice
Tasper: It taps and rasps.
Maddon Chase: Madden and chase!
Glacier Canyon: Apply to the federal government and have him declared a national park.
Login: Logout.
Kaydyn Kage: Gag.
Koyie: Coy! Yelled real loud.
Wick: *rolls eyes*
Chanc: Like a chancre? Yuck.
Princess Asian: I'm willing to bet she isn't Asian.
Lyric Sincere: Aspiring songwriters.
Ivory Dawn: Do these people have a soap fetish?
Velvet Fox: GREAT pron star name.
Tha: Tha what?
Ebany Jayd: A tacky combo even when spelled right.
Traeh Scout: WHy not Traeh Tuocs? Since we are being so very kre8yv.
Belle Promise: Made to be broken.
Grayson Hughes: There was a one-hit wonder band in the late eighties named this, I think.
One'a Love; Wanna Love? She can star with Velvet Fox.
Fantazy: She can be in it too!
Truly Aniston: Jennifer Aniston's autobiography.
Aponi Klickitat Piccola: Ramona Quimby lived on Klickitat Street, and I was grown up before I found out there really is sucha place.
Jolly Amana: Remember Jimmy Buffett's story about the Jolly Mon? Or maybe you'd prefer a happy Amana refrigerator?
Abcde: The most remarkable word I've ever seen.
Sparkle-Lynn: A My Little Pony name.
Analy: Anally.
Ginger Blossom: Came from the random Chinese restaurant name generator.
Sequoia Dream: I dream of those big trees.
Raven Storm: Oooh, look how dark and scary and goth!
Lady: So nobody has to be bothered to learn an actual name, they can just go "Hey lady!"
Lovely: Not.
Money: Because Cash was just not clear enough.
Highlander Journey: Parents have never been to Scotland and couldn't find it on a map.
Saint Zadkiel: You have to be dead for a long time before you can be a saint.
Dorian Grey: Obviously they never read the book.
Trooper Ray: And Officer Friendly.
Colt Danger: AKA Gun Safety.
Rowdie Oak: If that tree gets rowdy, I'm outta here.
Angel Gabriel: Blow, Gabriel, blow!
Weston Danger: Yes, the west is dangerous, but not as much as that colt.
Cutter: The self-mutilator. Raven Storm wants him in the worst way.
Viking: Has a baby picture in horned helmt.
Wheeler: Dealer. Squealer.
Charollette: Reminds me of Charolais cattle.
Shaista: Reminds meof the German for s**t.
Breezie: Another My Little Pony.
Starlee: And people think my name is tacky.
Rusty: I picture some big, red-haired biker mama.
Pix: Her nose.
Nukie: All the boys knew all about her.
Kavin: Cave in.
Ufu: My mother's little dog makes a sound like this.
Carlisle Clarke: The girl with no first name.
Roraleigh: Rurally.
Lily May Dear: No, you may not, but Lily May, Dear.
McCartney: Sticking rose onto it doesn't help it.
Denim Rainn: it's raining blue jeans.
Winter River: It doesn't flow. Get it?
Ole William: Ol' Willie, he's gettin' up there...
Rex: Good dog!
Cashmere: drag queen name.