Abigail Rhiannon (
Chanel): Biblical name paired with perfume. What's wrong with this picture.
Amali
Kristina: contrived
Amber Daisy (Rogan [boy] &
Liam): so-so, love
LiamAntonia Rosa: Too much "oh" sound, but
Antonia is divine
Ashe
Lynette: like Ashe! not
Lynette, though
Charli
Ann: no thank you
Chloe: nice
Chloe Matilda Grace (
Cameron &
Emily): love these
Cienna
Elizabeth: purty
Claudia Jacquiline (
Harry): cute
Cobi
Estelle (
Abbey):
Abbey and Cobi? For real?
Elliana
Brielle (
Bradley): okay
Emie
Jane (
Isla): v. creative
Emma Frances: darling
Grace Lucinda: too much "s" sound
Hannah Marie (Braedyn): love
Hannah, not Braedyn (esp spelled like that...)
Jorja Louise: eh
Isabelle Josee Maree (Aidenn): is sib a boy or a girl with a fancy femme spelling of
Aidan?
Kaia Dawn Isabel (
Kane): no comment
Kate Maya (
Ella & Kynan): one of these names is not like the other
Kayden Rakitu: wha?
Kayla Barbara Mary (
Kurt): there's some alliteration here
Lauren Claire: classico
Marni Jorja: I can't respect names ending in "i" really...
Megan: maybe 20 years ago
Mikayla (
Jay): stop adulterating the beautiful spelling of
MichaelaMissy Matilda (
Ryley): seriously?
Missy getting a degree?
Missy getting married? Can't picture it.
Nichola Jade: kind of unique
Olivia: too. popular.
Stephanie Rosa Kerry: I vote
Stephanie off the island...
Ruby Joanne (
Daniel &
Claudia):
Joanne isn't doing it for me...
Adam Gregory (
Zak &
Emily): so thankful that it's not
Zak, Emmalee, and Addam
Alexander James: nice, classic, but uncreative
Archie John: Bunker
Baden
Thomas: I remember dribbling Baden basketballs in 6th grade
Brock Jayden: let's get over
Jaden and all its derivatives already
Caleb James: best name every
Cooper Martin (
Hunter): Sons 3, 4, 5:
Connor,
Carter, and
TaylorDarcy Owen: love
Owen, anyway
Dylan Mitchell (
Jake): soccer boys
Emerson James:
Emerson is better for a girly
Gabriel Connor (Cohen &
Caitlin):
Caitlin somehow doesn't fit
George Joseph (
William): princes
Jack Clayton (
Bella &
Georgia): classic
Jack Ryan (
Sarah): classic
Jett Alexander:
Alexander has been ruined.
Lachlan Isaac (
Liam):
Lake Isaac?
Lachlan Thomas:
Lake Thomas?
Leo David (
Mia): love them both! woot!
Lukas (
Ethan): cute
Micheeal
Jack (
Ben): for real?
Nash Thomas (
Amelia): nash gnash corned beef hash
Preston Nash: sounds like something that would air at 9pm on a
Sunday evening
Rhett William (
Ella,
Ariel,
Felice &
Bryn): super sibset (minus
Felice)
Riley William: I like
Riley. Me and billions of other parents.
Ryan Joseph (
James): overused
Ryan Mitchell: overused
Samuel Luke (
Zoe &
Alice: ultra-classic, love them!
Sebastian James (
Oliver): too Hollywood...as in Disney
Zachary Cohen: nay for
Zachary, yay for Cohen
Zack Willem: seriously?