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Onyx - neat, but I don't like the sound
Saige Paul - Wise Paul? Not too bad if Sage was spelled right.
Meryk Ackley - Ack!
Tosh Lee - Tosh makes me think of tush or tushie, slang for butt.
Tyger Alexander Storm - how did Alexander wind up in here?
Forrest Heath - very landscapey
Auden McKane - Auden is nice
Hennessy Mosher-Goodwin - Hennessy is a type of cognac.
Adonai Zakii Imaj Tyrance - Adonai is nice, Zakii sounds like a sneeze, and Tyrance looks like tyrant.
Brey Arthur - Brey like bray, the sound a donkey makes? Love Arthur.
Cruz Floyd - super-trendy meets backwoods gas station attendant
Kashas Wright - and you're wrong.
Sawyer River - no flow in this River name. Very Mark Twain.
Addix Dane - Addix sounds like a calculator
Castle Waters - a medieval-themed waterpark?
Dana Liam - a male Dana! wow. nice.
Aubrey - a male Aubrey! even nicer!
Broder Morey - Broder: one who brodes.
Jobey Luv - At least Luv is the mn. But what is Jobey?
Syth Ramseis - do they insist this is pronounced Seth? I bet they do.
Jade Bradley - Jade is interesting on a boy.
Hydryin Douglas Matthew - Hydrant
Skeeter Edward - where I come from, skeeters are annoying bloodsucking insects. At least he has Edward to fall back on.
Independence Ethan Allen - the new furniture line from Ethan Allen...or are the parents from Vermont?
River Lynn - very girly
Forest John - brother to Desert Outhouse
Tracy - wow, a male Tracy!
Jerichoy Marcial - Jericho would have been SO much nicer
Chade Brenton - Cheddar
Caige Avery - after you Catch Allen, of course.
Kirstyn Ried - wow, a male...Kirstyn? no, that's going too far.
Norman John - Norman. How refreshing.
Chalyce Storm - very fantasy-novel
Magic Samson - hahahaha poor kid
Freedom Tiger - the mascot of a U.S. Airborne Division?
True Terance - not to be confused with False Terance or Terance the Impersonator
Easton Yannash and Weston Nashoba - I pray that Yannash and Nashoba reflect these boys' ethnicity. Easton and Weston on twins is cheesy.
Hollis Joseph - Hollis is nice
Ginger - on a boy? Not as bad as Kirstyn, though. Hope he doesn't have red hair.
Cloud Keagen Levi - Hippie meets trendy meets Biblical. Clashes.

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GIRLS
Julian Marie - Julian is a BOY'S name! *wails*
Juliann Paris - Juliann, that's more like it!
Andie - could have made a nice nn for Antonia or Antoinette
Mayson - masculine name girlified by a y...except it didn't work.
Sabre - sister to Steaknife
Timberlan - gag.
Kingsley Faith - how obnoxious is Kingsley on a girl? A lot.
Serenity Haven - a bit redundant.
Derrian - Derriere
Azura Elvaletta - Azura is nice, but WHAT is Elvaletta, pray tell?
Jurnee - take one to the dictionary, please
Astrid - love!
Willow - nice.
Tempest Rich - heroine of a romance novel. A trashy one.
Paisley - GP
Ginger - wouldn't it be funny if she and the boy Ginger got together?
Ellington Santana - British lord meets Carlos Santana?
Philomena James - I am excited about seeing Philomena, but I want to strike these parents down for using James as her middle name.
Athena Marie - Athena is lovely and strong. Marie is a weak filler.
Cortland Victoria - Cortland is the least feminine name I've ever heard on a girl
Ingrid Gisel - nice
Dusty Sue - awful, just awful
Edna Rose - I think this is charming. Edna is so old and clunky it's sweet on a little girl.
Greta Squires - Greta Squires who?
Serendipity Bella - nn Dippy
Connor Clay - gender issues.
Billye Jean - is not my lover...
Summery Shyann - not Summer, just Summery
Bonnie Elizabeth - Bonnie is nice.
Avallonis Honorah - Honora is nice. Avallonis is baffling.
Langston-Alaine Hildegard - wow. and not in a good way.
IceLynn Stephanie - ice ice baby
Nairobi Vanity - gah! vanity is not a virtue!
Summer Sunshine - okay, we get it.