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Just a few comments (because just reading through the whole thing makes me nauseous...and causes me to lose a little faith in humanity :-/):

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BOYS
Emery Jordan - Yay, and it's a boy :)
Brey Arthur - Bray, Arthur, and they'll give you a carrot. Oy.
Sawyer River - Mark Twain fans?
Addix Dane - Danish attics or Danish addicts?
Castle Waters - Way too wordy, but at least they didn't name him Mote.
Broder Morey - 'This is my broder, Morey' Which is what his 4-year-old sibling, Sisser, will say.
Chapin Joshua - not bad, actually
Skeeter Edward - This is a name for a muppet, not a child.
Tarever Raven - tar-ever raven...is it a very black hair color?
Hunter Creed - a creed for hunters? how lovely for a child :-/
Jerichoy Marcial - He's so Jericho-y
Chade Brenton - Chade? What's a chade?
Caige Avery - With or without the I, it's still CAGE, people.
Kirstyn Ried - A girl's name, misspelled, plus "ride" or Reid, misspelled.
Zion Messiah - God & Jesus?
Magic Samson - That Samson is magic
True Terance - And his brother, False Keneth
Easton Yannash and Weston Nashoba [twins] - And their sisters Northy & Southy
Montegomery - 'No, not Montgomery, mon-TAY-gom-ery'
Ginger - *crying real tears for this little boy*

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GIRLS
Liberty Cadence - This is just extremely tacky to me for some reason

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BOYS
Dominic
Alexander
Joseph
Dane
Wolf
Liam
Reed
James
Archer
Gabriel
Mack
Matthew
Edward
Ethan
River
John
Maxwell
Sawyer Andrew
Edward
Ried
Andrew
Archer Thomas
Orion James
Colt
Joseph
Bailey
Levi

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GIRLS
Liberty
Marie
Faith
Belle
Serenity
Eden Marie
Eden
Willow
Hannah Maria
Eve
Elizabeth
Evangeline
Rose
Elizabeth
Grace
Claire
Autumn Eve
Briar Isabelle
Ava
Bella
Catherine
Liv Eleanore
Bonnie Elizabeth
Emily
Lillian
Maisie
Anna
Summer
Willow, & Meadow Rose [twins]
Meadow Rose

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Onyx - neat, but I don't like the sound
Saige Paul - Wise Paul? Not too bad if Sage was spelled right.
Meryk Ackley - Ack!
Tosh Lee - Tosh makes me think of tush or tushie, slang for butt.
Tyger Alexander Storm - how did Alexander wind up in here?
Forrest Heath - very landscapey
Auden McKane - Auden is nice
Hennessy Mosher-Goodwin - Hennessy is a type of cognac.
Adonai Zakii Imaj Tyrance - Adonai is nice, Zakii sounds like a sneeze, and Tyrance looks like tyrant.
Brey Arthur - Brey like bray, the sound a donkey makes? Love Arthur.
Cruz Floyd - super-trendy meets backwoods gas station attendant
Kashas Wright - and you're wrong.
Sawyer River - no flow in this River name. Very Mark Twain.
Addix Dane - Addix sounds like a calculator
Castle Waters - a medieval-themed waterpark?
Dana Liam - a male Dana! wow. nice.
Aubrey - a male Aubrey! even nicer!
Broder Morey - Broder: one who brodes.
Jobey Luv - At least Luv is the mn. But what is Jobey?
Syth Ramseis - do they insist this is pronounced Seth? I bet they do.
Jade Bradley - Jade is interesting on a boy.
Hydryin Douglas Matthew - Hydrant
Skeeter Edward - where I come from, skeeters are annoying bloodsucking insects. At least he has Edward to fall back on.

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The winner this time around is Bonnie Elizabeth! Simple, underused, well-known, correctly spelled, easily said unambisexual... evena nice meaning. Well done, Mama and Papa!

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Onyx: One day I'm sure we'll see a little boy named Ruby or Pearl.

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Meryk Ackley: Sounds like throwing up.

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Tyger Alexander Storm: It's the winged superhero Alexander Johnson turns into when he drinks his superjuice.

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Forrest Heath: Forrest is nice and Heath has its charm, but together? No.

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Hennessy Mosher-Goodwin: Is he a person, or a law firm, or a brewery?

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Catch Allan: Oops, missed. He fell off the cliff after all. Sorry, Allan, should've caught you.

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Adonai Zakii Imaj Tyrance: Too many i's form the image of a tyrant.

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Kashas Wright: Price Is Right!

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Wolf Moon: Lookame, I'm in touch with my inner Aboriginal!

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Castle Waters: I prefer Poland Spring, thanks.

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Dana: This and Tracy have really passed their expiration date as male names.

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Jobey Luv: Luv makes any combo a hooker's name.

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Syth Ramseis: Has a hissing, evil sound.

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Chasin Joshua: Maybe you can catch him better than you can Catch Allan.

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Hydryin: High and dry.

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Skeeter: I can't believe some moron used this as a first name. How redneck.

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Independence Ethan Allen: I'm betting the parents only know Ethan Allen as a furniture store.

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Hunter Creed: Was this a Jack London book?

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Kirstyn: GOod god. If that ain't a girls' name, what is?

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Chalyce Storm: AKA the Tempest in a Teacup.

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Zion Messiah: Is eh going to set off bombs around Jerusalem?

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Magic Samson: Made by Fisher Price. You cut his hair off and it magically grows back a different color.

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Freedom Tiger: They were the top-secret Japanese kamikaze pilots that didn't get done training in time to see action, so they committed ritual suicide instead.

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Easton and Weston: Worst twinset, boys.

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Dekker: Look up Albert Dekker on Wikipedia.

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Ginger: I take back what I said about Kirstyn.

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Timberlan: Materialims's a bitch.

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Serenity Haven: It's the new nursing home I'm opening up.

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Tempest Rich: A phrase that means nothing, unless it's raining dollar bills.

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I don't hate:

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BOYS
Lee
Dominic -like it
Alexander
Jordan
Sawyer River
Liam -love it
Marcus
James
Gabriel -love it
Matthew
Maxwell
Andrew
Taylor

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GIRLS
Faith
Willow
Tempest
Hannah Maria
Eve
Elizabeth
Rose
Grace
Athena Marie
Victoria
Isabelle
Elisabeth
Paige
Angel
Lillian
Sage June
Anna
Rowan
Willow Frances

Hennessy Mosher-Goodwin: I can just imagine this brain storming. Two parents were drunk when choosing a name and/or drunk when they were getting knocked up. They though Hennessy was cute, and reminisce of the conception. Blech.
Skeeter Edward -You know, those m'skeeter's don't get enough attention. They need someone to be named after them.
Timberlan -Lets name the kid after our shoes. Sounds perfect. Not.

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Most of those names were so terrible that I couldn't even comment on all of them. Really, I am beginning to think that humanity is making a sharp downspiral towards illiteracy, egocentricity, and plain stupidity.
The only names I consider usable on the correct gender are(my likes have an asterisk):

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Paul*
Lee
Dominic
Alexander*
Heath*
Allan
Adonai
Emery*
Jordan
Arthur
Cruz
Floyd
Joseph
Dane
Thor
Mikel
Dana
Liam*
Reed
Marcus
Caius*
James*
Aubrey
Gabriel*
Joshua*
Bradley
Douglas
Matthew
Edward*
Ethan
Allen
Lynn
John
Maxwell
Andrew
Tracy
Avery*
Dillon

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I like:
BOYS
Ackley
Ryker Dominic
Diesel
Gabriel
Joshua
Jade
River
Hunter
Taylor
Edward
Blake
Avery
Dillon
John
Archer Thomas (prefer Thomas Archer)
Messiah
Tiger
Orion James
Joseph
Bailey
Keagen Levi

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GIRLS
Eden
Hunter (on a boy)
Lowri
Astrid
Willow
Paisley
Kieran (on a boy)
Roan (on a boy)
Starla
Rhys (on a boy)
James (on a boy)
Marie
Kamea
Ava
Aidan (on a boy)
Rose
Ashton (on a boy)
London (on a boy)
Ryan (unisex)
Aidan Presley (on a boy)
Michelle
Kylan (on a boy)
Alaine
Elizabeth (MN)
Riann
Paisley
Tucker (on a boy)
Raedyn
River Noel (on a boy)
Avery & Rowan (but only on boys)
Willow
Meadow Rose

I skimmed these:

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I LOVE Independence Ethan Allan. It's so American.
LOL Skeeter Edward.
Easton and Weston - cutesy, but at least they won't get confused with each other.
Magic Samson is actually pretty awesome.
Freedom Tiger, on the other hand, is LOL.
Caius rocks.

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Why do people keep wanting ot name their kids Alabama? Have they ever been here? It isn't hip.
I love Monroe on a boy.
Serenity Haven is vomitworthy.
Elvaletta is neat and it goes well with Azura--the entire thing is pretty velvety though.
Ooh an Astrid!
Kieran BLEAH
Serendipity Bella is great.
Edna is super refreshing and I like it with Rose.
Summery Shyann LOL
Connor Clay and Liberty Morgan are 100% boy. Also Aidan Presley. LOL What are these parents thinking.
LOL DUSTY SUE
Landri is such a bad name.
Avallonis? I guess it's neat. Honorah is nice.
Angel Destiney ... em. Um. Not encouraging, I guess.
Novelle LOL
Emerson Parker is a boy name too!
Langston-Alaine Hildegard is possibly the most mismatched thing EVER.
Icelynn LOL
Raedyn LOLBAD
Maisie Moonbeam is the cutest thing ever. Oh man.
Lovely Anna is also really really cute but only in reference to my sister.
Summer Sunshine BLEAH /vomit