[Opinions] and the loser is...
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Paris Night: Was she conceived while her parents watched "One Night in Paris?" Because if so, I feel sorry for her and for them too, because that is surely the dumbest and most unintentionally hilarious porno video ever made.
Angel Stahr: Sounds like she's headed for a prn career of her own.
Azylynn Kathryn: Make a rhyme anytime.
Blessing Isabelle: And her sister Chasing Amy?
Dawn Marie: Yes! A beautiful name!
Emmerson Sheldon: The Girl With No First Name.
Felany Rae: Felony Rape?
Laurel Lee: Forever being called Laura Lee.
Liberty Grace: It's known for its burn unit and excellent nursing school.
Liberty Lou: Reminds me of the word flibbertygibbet.
Little Frances Lori: Great name if one happens to be a 350-pound blues singer.
Kashche: Need a Kleenex?
Melody Joy: Both lovely names, but not together.
Melrose Ceclia: AKA the Hollywood Madam.
Nova Sway: A new piece of exercise equipment?
Phoenix Lize: She lize all the time, don't believe a word she says.
Roget: AKA Roger.
Stormm Elizabeth: If you must use a random word asa name, spell it right.
Willow Brooke: A name for a subdivison.
Willow Salix: Doesn't Salix mean Willow? Isn't this a bit like naming her Willow Willow?
Blade Lee: The Gay Young Blade...
Chandlier: The chandelier.
Decimus RayLee: Middle name sounds girly. First name sounds like a supervillain.
Denim Lee: You moron! That's like a walking advertisement for blue jeans!
Elvis: I still maintain that only Presley has any rights to this name.
Gage Creed: I gauge Creed to be a seriously overrated and underwhelming band.
Game Travias Travor: He'll be easy prey to every Hunter in school.
Mercury Zavier: Nice lines, but it gets woeful gas mileage.
Moxen Dale: Moccasin Dale? Moxen sounds like medicine.
Kuffin Legree: I'm sure all the slaves would have liked cuffin' old Simon Legree.
Tachoma: Indian or not, his name sounds way to close to trachoma, the disease.
Angel Stahr: Sounds like she's headed for a prn career of her own.
Azylynn Kathryn: Make a rhyme anytime.
Blessing Isabelle: And her sister Chasing Amy?
Dawn Marie: Yes! A beautiful name!
Emmerson Sheldon: The Girl With No First Name.
Felany Rae: Felony Rape?
Laurel Lee: Forever being called Laura Lee.
Liberty Grace: It's known for its burn unit and excellent nursing school.
Liberty Lou: Reminds me of the word flibbertygibbet.
Little Frances Lori: Great name if one happens to be a 350-pound blues singer.
Kashche: Need a Kleenex?
Melody Joy: Both lovely names, but not together.
Melrose Ceclia: AKA the Hollywood Madam.
Nova Sway: A new piece of exercise equipment?
Phoenix Lize: She lize all the time, don't believe a word she says.
Roget: AKA Roger.
Stormm Elizabeth: If you must use a random word asa name, spell it right.
Willow Brooke: A name for a subdivison.
Willow Salix: Doesn't Salix mean Willow? Isn't this a bit like naming her Willow Willow?
Blade Lee: The Gay Young Blade...
Chandlier: The chandelier.
Decimus RayLee: Middle name sounds girly. First name sounds like a supervillain.
Denim Lee: You moron! That's like a walking advertisement for blue jeans!
Elvis: I still maintain that only Presley has any rights to this name.
Gage Creed: I gauge Creed to be a seriously overrated and underwhelming band.
Game Travias Travor: He'll be easy prey to every Hunter in school.
Mercury Zavier: Nice lines, but it gets woeful gas mileage.
Moxen Dale: Moccasin Dale? Moxen sounds like medicine.
Kuffin Legree: I'm sure all the slaves would have liked cuffin' old Simon Legree.
Tachoma: Indian or not, his name sounds way to close to trachoma, the disease.