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[Opinions] and the loser is...
Paris Night: Was she conceived while her parents watched "One Night in Paris?" Because if so, I feel sorry for her and for them too, because that is surely the dumbest and most unintentionally hilarious porno video ever made.Angel Stahr: Sounds like she's headed for a prn career of her own.Azylynn Kathryn: Make a rhyme anytime.Blessing Isabelle: And her sister Chasing Amy?Dawn Marie: Yes! A beautiful name!Emmerson Sheldon: The Girl With No First Name.Felany Rae: Felony Rape?Laurel Lee: Forever being called Laura Lee.Liberty Grace: It's known for its burn unit and excellent nursing school.Liberty Lou: Reminds me of the word flibbertygibbet.Little Frances Lori: Great name if one happens to be a 350-pound blues singer.Kashche: Need a Kleenex?Melody Joy: Both lovely names, but not together.Melrose Ceclia: AKA the Hollywood Madam.Nova Sway: A new piece of exercise equipment?Phoenix Lize: She lize all the time, don't believe a word she says.Roget: AKA Roger.Stormm Elizabeth: If you must use a random word asa name, spell it right.Willow Brooke: A name for a subdivison.Willow Salix: Doesn't Salix mean Willow? Isn't this a bit like naming her Willow Willow?Blade Lee: The Gay Young Blade...Chandlier: The chandelier.Decimus RayLee: Middle name sounds girly. First name sounds like a supervillain.Denim Lee: You moron! That's like a walking advertisement for blue jeans!Elvis: I still maintain that only Presley has any rights to this name.Gage Creed: I gauge Creed to be a seriously overrated and underwhelming band.Game Travias Travor: He'll be easy prey to every Hunter in school.Mercury Zavier: Nice lines, but it gets woeful gas mileage.Moxen Dale: Moccasin Dale? Moxen sounds like medicine.Kuffin Legree: I'm sure all the slaves would have liked cuffin' old Simon Legree.Tachoma: Indian or not, his name sounds way to close to trachoma, the disease.
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