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and the loser is...

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Paris Night: Was she conceived while her parents watched "One Night in Paris?" Because if so, I feel sorry for her and for them too, because that is surely the dumbest and most unintentionally hilarious porno video ever made.

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Angel Stahr: Sounds like she's headed for a prn career of her own.

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Azylynn Kathryn: Make a rhyme anytime.

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Blessing Isabelle: And her sister Chasing Amy?

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Dawn Marie: Yes! A beautiful name!

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Emmerson Sheldon: The Girl With No First Name.

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Felany Rae: Felony Rape?

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Laurel Lee: Forever being called Laura Lee.

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Liberty Grace: It's known for its burn unit and excellent nursing school.

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Liberty Lou: Reminds me of the word flibbertygibbet.

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Little Frances Lori: Great name if one happens to be a 350-pound blues singer.

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Kashche: Need a Kleenex?

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Melody Joy: Both lovely names, but not together.

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Melrose Ceclia: AKA the Hollywood Madam.

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Nova Sway: A new piece of exercise equipment?

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Phoenix Lize: She lize all the time, don't believe a word she says.

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Roget: AKA Roger.

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Stormm Elizabeth: If you must use a random word asa name, spell it right.

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Willow Brooke: A name for a subdivison.

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Willow Salix: Doesn't Salix mean Willow? Isn't this a bit like naming her Willow Willow?

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Blade Lee: The Gay Young Blade...

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Chandlier: The chandelier.

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Decimus RayLee: Middle name sounds girly. First name sounds like a supervillain.

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Denim Lee: You moron! That's like a walking advertisement for blue jeans!

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Elvis: I still maintain that only Presley has any rights to this name.

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Gage Creed: I gauge Creed to be a seriously overrated and underwhelming band.

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Game Travias Travor: He'll be easy prey to every Hunter in school.

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Mercury Zavier: Nice lines, but it gets woeful gas mileage.

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Moxen Dale: Moccasin Dale? Moxen sounds like medicine.

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Kuffin Legree: I'm sure all the slaves would have liked cuffin' old Simon Legree.

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Tachoma: Indian or not, his name sounds way to close to trachoma, the disease.

Wow.

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I'm most impressed by Breseis, although it's a shame the parents garbled the spelling. Speaking of, some of these names are bad, but made so much worse by poor spelling. It looks so tacky to me. Hm.

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I like, or just commenting on:
GIRLS
August Marais
Kathryn
Isabelle

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Felany Rae - Oh my gosh. FELANY? I hope the child doesn't grow up to be a criminal.
Laurel
Little Frances Lori - is there a Big Frances Lori? sigh.
Lyrik Rene - you know, Lyric Renee would be LOVELY.
Jetta
Lia
Melody Joy
Cecelia - With Melrose... what a strange combination.
Nova
Oceana
Patience Ana
Pearl
Phaedra Daphne - this is awesome!
Phoenix - like it in concept, preferably on a boy, wouldn't use
Lucille
Roget - like the THESAURUS?
Sage Ellen - I LIKED Sage until I met one, and she was an awful little girl. The name could grow on me again, in an MN spot.
Violet
Eve

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BOYS
Scott
William Lyle
Michael Dennis
Ezra
Game Travias Travor - GAME? TraviAs? TrAvor? What?
Gavin
Harper James - prefer Harper on a girl, but given the mess the rest of this list is, this is Nice.

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This message was edited 12/6/2007, 1:51 PM

My disclaimer: I'm sure all these babies are gorgeous, and I pray they are healthy and have happy lives...I just feel a little more strongly for some of them than others. And any teasing I may do is solely directed at the parents, not the children.

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Some comments:
Americah Ann - I'm so glad I live in the Unytid Staytz uv Americah
Angel Stahr - At least it's not Anjyl Stahr, I guess
Blessing Isabelle - I'm so glad they're blessing Isabelle. Blessing is not a name, however (IMO)
Emmerson Sheldon - Emmerson, despite the extra M, apparently wasn't masculine enough, so they had to make her mn Sheldon. :(
Felany Rae - Despite the spelling, the poor child's name is STILL Felony.
Grayson Libby - Gracen and Gracyn are horrible, but at least it's somewhat possible to discern the gender. She'll spend her life meeting people saying, 'No, I'm a girl.'
Hevyn Marie - When I die, I want to go to Hevyn. Is that like Heaven for kre8tyv people?
Hunter Faith - We have faith in hunters.
Little Frances Lori - Um, she won't be little forever. When she's 48, will they call her Big Frances Lori?
Lyrik Rene - Lyrics are words, and it's very important that words are spelled CORRECTLY! What if she has a brother named WERDD? :-/
Merce' Ambria-June - Merce', Merce' Me. :(
Nova Sway - Do you sway when you watch Nova? :b

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I like:
Ambrosia
Angel - gp for a boy
August
Blessing - mn only. Would have totally loved Isabel Blessing!!
Isabelle
Marie - fn only
Grayson - boy only
Liberty
Grace - fn only
Lyric
Meadow
Nova
Oceana
Patience
Pearl
Phoenix
Poppy
Raven Alexandra
Sage Olivia
Sullivan
Violet
Willow
William
Cruz
Hollis
Jasper
River
James
Stone
Shiloh
Wolfgang - come to think og it, I really like Vaughn Wolfgang or even that as a middle name for James Vaughn Wolfgang. hmmmm.

I like:

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Ann
Kathryn
Dawn Marie
Rae
Libby (nn)
Frances
Joy
Journey Lynn
Lia
Melrose Cecelia
Ambria-June
Nova
Ruth
Ana
Phaedra
Phoenix Lize
Poppy Lucille
Raven Alexandra
Willow Brooke

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Stephan
Blade Lee
Scott
Michael
Haven Alexander
Arthur
Jasper Reed
Mercury Zavier
Merrick
Dale
River James
John

Some that stood out...

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GIRLS
August Marais- I love August but only for a boy
Diamonique Sha-rae- Demonique?
Hevyn Marie- Heaven or Heavy Marie...
Little Frances Lori- very cute on a newborn but what's wrong with just Frances Lori?
Paris Night- tacky
Phaedra Daphne- I wouldn't name my child Phaedra, someone should read the story
Sage Ellen- love Ellen but not in a combo with Sage
Violet Ann- pretty

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BOYS
Denim Lee- matbe the parents are sponsored by Lee Jeans?
Game Travias Travor- ew! Game? And then Travias Trevor? Horrible!
Harper James- love James, nice combo
Kroy Robert- Kroy? I feel sick
Lyric Hadrian- Oh! I like Lyric for a boy. Nice combo.
Mercury Zavier- actually quite nice
Kuffin Legree- what? *jaw drops* Isn't that a bit too close to coffin?
River James- like a lot
Sage Stone- Oh, I like it!

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I like/*love:
Ambrosia
Azylynn
Blake Elizabeth
Isabelle
Ellery
Emmerson- Emerson (m)
Grayson- male
Holland Elizabeth
Hunter*
Lyrik- Lyric
Journey*
Kenya
Kobie
Kodi
Montana
Nirvana
Nova
Paris- male
Parker- male
Patience
Elizabeth
Phaedra
Phoenix
Poppy- nn only
Ramsey- male
Alexandra
Olivia*
Stormm- Storm
Sullivan- male*
Brooke- male*

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Blade
Bryer- Brier
Cache William
Chevy
Cruz- female*
Ezra
Gage Creed*
Harper- female
Haven- female
Hollis*
Israel Jacob*
Mercury- female
Merrick*
River
Stone
Shepard- Shepherd*
Joshua
Thatcher*
Tory

I like:

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GIRLS
Ambrosia
Americah Ann written America
August
Kathryn (guilty pleasure!)
Isabelle
Breseis written Briseis
Gabriela
Dawn Marie
Marie
Faith
Laurel Lee
Liberty Ann
Liberty Grace
Frances
Andrea
Marie
Joy
Cecelia written Cecilia
June
Pearl Elizabeth
Phaedra Daphne: nice combo, although I dislike both, especially last
Lucille
Alexandra
Olivia
Rose
Violet Ann
Willow Brooke

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BOYS
William Lyle
Michael
Ezra Jade : interesting, although Jade is a bit girly!
Gavin
James
Alexander
Arthur
William
Israel Jacob
Jasper Robert
Hadrian (prefer Adrian)

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GIRLS
Anne
Star
August
Blake
Elisabeth
Blessing
Marie
Heaven
Hunter
Faith
Poppy
Liberty
Grace
Joy
Meadow
Mercy
Nova
Pearl
Phoenix
Storm
Rose
Willow
Eve
Ace
Briar
Cruz
Harlow
River
Shiloh
True

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BOYS
Emerson
Holland
Liberty
Journey
Montana
Nova
Morgan
Paris
Parker
Phoenix
Storm
Willow
Akira
Anakin
Brier
Michael
Cruz
Ezra
Jade
Haven
Israel
Jacob
Lyric
David
River
James
Sage
Shiloh
Uriah

I love seeing Ambrosia and Cecelia, even the Melrose doesn't phase me. I might even sort of like it. except for the Melrose Place that pops into my head.