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in reply to a message by Evey
There is a Monty Python episode where a marriage counsellor is flirting heavily with the wife of one of his clients. Here's part of the script:
Counsellor (writes without looking down, just stares at the wife): And what is the name of your ravishing wife? (holds up hand) Wait. Don't tell me - it's something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit...
Man : It's Deirdre.
And the crowd roars with laughter.
I don't mind it, really. I think Enid would have been more effective there. But I don't like it very much at all.
Counsellor (writes without looking down, just stares at the wife): And what is the name of your ravishing wife? (holds up hand) Wait. Don't tell me - it's something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny whit rabbit...
Man : It's Deirdre.
And the crowd roars with laughter.
I don't mind it, really. I think Enid would have been more effective there. But I don't like it very much at all.
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