Sweet baby, you're not important enough for me to hate you. Hate is too strong an emotion to waste on somebody so totally insignificant.
And you must think you're pretty insignificant too, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to cook up this goofy story to try and make yourself more interesting.
And incidentally, only a very immature person, probably a preteen or young teen, would play the "I know you hate me but I'm not lying" card.