[Opinions] Scenic Vist'as the only one that keeps coming to mind lol (m)
Sorry, I know you don't want a combo that's quite that punning. lol
Aamiracle: What's with those two a's aanyway?
Beautiful: And what happens if she is fat with terrible skin, a nose like a turnip and teeth like Billy Bob Thornton?
Berklee Tayler: Oh, how very posh!
Berkley Bree: Sounds like cheese.
Brooklyn Seven: At least it wasn't Cicago Seven, but it still sounds like a gang.
Champagne Edilly: Is it Brut? Extra-dry?
Cimphan: More like Cacophony. Or rather, Kackahfinni.
Faithiana: Great name for a weird fundamentalist "compound."
First Quidilla: And hopefully the Last one too.
Hallelujah: Is that what Mom actually said when the kid was finally born?
Hennessey: Can she be friends with Champagne?
Holland Lily: No, as a matter of fact, I think Holland is more famous for its tulips.
Jewel Leann: Always mistaken for Julie Ann.
Jezebell: WIll be tormented mercilessly by Faithiana's people. Really, even if yo're a diehard feminist, Jezebell is not a nice name. It's synonymous with "harlot' or "bitch."
Limber: Limburger cheese comes to mind. Also, if she's slow and clumsy she won't appreciate it.
MaGisty: who are they kidding?
Naturelle: What is she, makeup?
Sidney Scottlynn: If they want to use Sidney they could at least give a very feminine mn.
Sunshine Shanay: Say it fast three times.
Suprise: They had months to plan for this, and they were still so amazed they forgot the r.
Temperance: Uh... yeah. I guess she won't be having any slumber parites with Champagne and Hennessey.
Cheyenne Sierra: Wasn't John Wayne in this? Or Bogart?
Carrington: The ultimate in Roger and Muffy names. Also old Dynasty name.
Angel Neveah: I thought the whole point of Nevaeh, if you want to give it a point, was it was Heaven backward. Therefore Neveah is meaningless.
Ireland Gennavive: They ought to spend more time studying France so they'd know how Genevieve is spelled.
Jazzmyne Serenity: Aromatherapy lotion? Easy-listening cassettes?
Erlet: What on earth is an Erlet? Sounds like a little weaselly animal.
Congress Reed: Congress? Yeah, I know the parents had Congress to get the boy, but he won't like being reminded of it. Also, everybody hates Congress and blames them for everything.
Desert Moon: Great White were playing this song right when that awful fire started. And really, Desert doesn't conjure up very pretty images.
Divine: Fat drag queen. Period.
Jokeleon Level: He's a joke all right.
Judas: Maybe he can marry Jezebell.
Kindred Ares: Kindred Arse?
Legend: The most boring boy in school.
Saint: You have to be dead a long time before you can be a saint.
Steel Emerson: Yeah, I fixed it with my trusty Steel Emerson. I got it at Sears.