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I heartily welcome thee to Ye Olde Delightful Adoption Agency. The only known agency that lets ye adopt young knights and ladies from medieval times. Each round of YODA adoption agency will be in a different time or place. Thee may visit other worlds, other times and other places. If ye would like to play, fill out thee simple form below. If ye would fill out the kind form below, Ye Old, Delightful Adoption Agency (YODA for short) will be kind enough to get back with thee.

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This rounds theme is futuristic. But before you play, please fill out the short survey below.

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Put these themes in order from your favorite to your least favorite:
Medieval
Futuristic
Multi-Planetary (Aliens)
Normal
Fantasy
Colonial/Revolutionary War
Biblical
Hobbits/Elves
Themed around a certain movie...(Like star wars and you adopt Jedi children, or pirates of the carribbean and you adopt young pirates)

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If you can think of any others please let me know! I am not opposed to doing the same theme for more than one round.
Now, on with the game!

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Compute and begin.
Compute and speak
Compute and Welcome to YODA. This is anitromnibot 5008 speaking and I will be your host. All the children here are efficient. Some are cyborg children from the planet Nroca. Some are complete robot children. Some are actual human children from Earth. All are efficient. If you would efficiently fill out the form below we will efficiently send a child to you. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Compute and end.
Comute and stop.
Compute.

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Your username on BtN:
DH: Robot, cyborg or human, name and age
DW: Robot, Cyborg or human, name and age
Current Children: Cyborg, Robot or human, name and age.
Pets:
Are any of your pets electronic?
Do you live in a...
Flying Saucer? (Please describe)
House? (Please describe)
Spaceship? (Please describe)
Spacecruise? (Please describe)
Other? (Please describe)
How many idividual living quarters does your house have? (eg. Bedrooms and bathrooms)
What is your planet of residence?
Are you a ruler on your planet?
Any other information that could be efficient to our facility?

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ADOPTEE INFO:
Are you willing to adopt...
A female child?
A male child?
How many children are you looking to adopt? (max 3)(you may apply 2 times per round)
Cyborg children? (half human, half robot)
Human children?
Robot children?
Do the child's looks matter?
Does the child's age matter?
Will you take pets from Earth?
Will you take pets from another planet?
Will you take cyberpets?
Does it matter if the child's name is difficult to pronounce?
Other:

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Thank you, we will soon efficiently send you a child.

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This message was edited 5/14/2007, 6:01 PM