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Part II
This is my son Karl Cináed.
You say: Oooh. Celtic.
You think: Carl. I love the name Carl.

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This is my daughter Ingrid Brunhild.
You say: This is my friend Zalman, he is obsessed with Wagner.
You think: Isn't Ingrid a Spanish name?

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This is my son Lyle Delmar.
You say: Yo homie.
You think: Lyle would be a good name for a protagonist.

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This is my daughter Thea Camille.
You say: ...Hi...*edges away slowly from incredible femininity*
You think: I am not in love with you.

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This is my daughter Sarah Elaine:
You say: HI VIVIAN
You think: Vivian Malfoy is such a better name

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This is my son Rafael Cesaire.
You say: Is that French or Italian?
You think: Isn't that a salad dressing?

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This is my daughter Lucy Hermione.
You say: British. Defiitely, definitely British.
You think: British. Defiitely, definitely British.

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This is my son Rylan Patrokles.
You say: I used 'Rilyn' once in a story...
You think: Keep your damn transliterations straight

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This is my son Leonidas Beowulf, we call him Leon.
You say: I think we're reading Beowulf next in my English class. No wait, that's Steppenwolf.
You think: Somebody's compensating for something