Mine are:
Annabel Margot-Annabel is lovely, but it sounds a tiny bit like a cow.
Margot is so ugly! MAR-got. I mean, why would you name a kid that?
Susannah Eloise-Susannah is very nice. I LOATHE the name
Eloise, but I'm not totally sure why...
Eliza Charlotte-LOVE (But
Eliza sounds a bit hickish, and I prefer it as a nickname for
Elizabeth)
Katharine Louisa-Adore
Katharine (it'll get misspelled as
Katherine, though), but
Louisa is one of the ugliest names in the world!
Sylvie Aurelia-Sylvie is VERY babyish.
Aurelia is nice, but a little hard to say.
Henry Sebastian-Like
Henry a lot, but I LOATHE
Sebastian.
William Edward-LOVE
William.
Edward is such an unattractive name! UGH.
Thomas Alexander-LOVE it, but doesn't flow wonderfully
Oliver Benjamin-Benjamin
Oliver would flow better, and I like
Benjamin better than
Oliver.
Charles Harper-Charles is nmsaa.
Harper is SOOOOOOOOOO freakin UGLY! A harper is either someone who plays the harp (okay) or someone who complains a lot (not okay).
You already bashed mine. Thanks-you gave me an exellent laugh!