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"Cladrena", a "LaDancer" at the "DeCarnal" strip joint in Kintuckie. Cladrena's truck-drivin' boyfriend, "Carnal Ed" has a severe case of "Lard Acne" which defies even industrial strenth Clearasil. Ed's raunchy behavior caused Cladrena's "Red Canal" (tastelessness limited only by one's sick imagination). Ed is horrified by his weird new neighbor Daividh from way up north, and decided to write a
"Dear Clan" letter.