First, I have to outline the familial relations on this one, 'cause it's kind of complicated.
Dad was married once before he married Mom. I don't know his ex-wife's name, but she was the sister of
Barry (whom Mom almost married, oddly enough).
Barry in turn married
Jean, and had
Monique, who herself had a baby named
Faith (whose birth I reported here last year or so). Anyway,
Barry's father divorced his mother and remarried.
They had twins, and they're the subject of this post.
Their names are
Justin and
Justine.
Yeah, they're bad, bad names. Yuck. Mom said they were a couple of brats at age nine, too. They're adults now, but Mom hasn't had any contact with them since they were kids.
Miranda
Proud adopter of 15 PPs. See my profile for their names.