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Help[Facts] Esperanto, move over... Here comes REDNECK!
in reply to a message by PriaposLovs
Ran this old posting of Daividh's through the "Redneck" version of that dialect site:
Message: "A Gatherin' of Nobel Laureates, Wal-Mart Style"
Posted by: Daividh (205.204.186.162)
Date an' time: January 15, 2001 at 4:00:58 PM
Most of th' time I'd rather haf a root kinal than hoof it into Wal-Mart. But today Wal-Mart corntained th' only branch of our bank thet was open in th' county, on account o' of th' MLK holiday.
While thar ah picked up some items an' got into line behind two of th' local intellyjuntsia (redneck style). This hyar is th' gist of th' convahsashun ah ovahheard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' names used is accurate eff'n th' dialogue is only approximate:
"Ah tried t'go th' post office today an' it was closed fo' thet Mo'ton Luther holiday."
"Yeah man, pain in th' booty when ya need stamps. But thet guy warn't so bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. At least he was fer peace an' stuff."
"Ya know, it'd've been diffrunt eff'n thet James Earl Jones guy had shot Revahend Jesse James instead, cuss it all t' tarnation. He was wif Mo'ton Luther thet day. Thet Jesse James guy kin't keep his nose outta other varmints's bidness."
Convinced I'd incountered mah intelleckual betters an' silently laughin' mah booty off, ah quickly sought t'other line.
Welcome t'Kintuckie...
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I'm laffin' mah booty off, too! P.L.'s found us a new toy! Wheeeeeee! :D
-- Nanaea
Message: "A Gatherin' of Nobel Laureates, Wal-Mart Style"
Posted by: Daividh (205.204.186.162)
Date an' time: January 15, 2001 at 4:00:58 PM
Most of th' time I'd rather haf a root kinal than hoof it into Wal-Mart. But today Wal-Mart corntained th' only branch of our bank thet was open in th' county, on account o' of th' MLK holiday.
While thar ah picked up some items an' got into line behind two of th' local intellyjuntsia (redneck style). This hyar is th' gist of th' convahsashun ah ovahheard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' names used is accurate eff'n th' dialogue is only approximate:
"Ah tried t'go th' post office today an' it was closed fo' thet Mo'ton Luther holiday."
"Yeah man, pain in th' booty when ya need stamps. But thet guy warn't so bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. At least he was fer peace an' stuff."
"Ya know, it'd've been diffrunt eff'n thet James Earl Jones guy had shot Revahend Jesse James instead, cuss it all t' tarnation. He was wif Mo'ton Luther thet day. Thet Jesse James guy kin't keep his nose outta other varmints's bidness."
Convinced I'd incountered mah intelleckual betters an' silently laughin' mah booty off, ah quickly sought t'other line.
Welcome t'Kintuckie...
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I'm laffin' mah booty off, too! P.L.'s found us a new toy! Wheeeeeee! :D
-- Nanaea
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If Jed Clampet, Granny, Jethro 'n' Elly Mae had been Satanists
There is much they might have taught Mr. Drysdale and Miss Hathaway...
Th' Eleven Satanic Rules of th' Earth
I Do not give opinions o' advice unless yer axed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
II Do not tell yer troubles t'others unless yer sho'nuff thet they want to hear them, dawgone it.
III When in t'other's lair, show him respeck o' else does not hoof it thar.
IV Eff'n a guess in yer lair annoys yo', treat him cruelly an' wifout mercy.
V Do not make sexual advances unless yer given th' matin' signal, ah reckon.
VI Do not take thet which does not belong t'yo' unless it is a burden to th' varmint an' he cries out t'be relieved, cuss it all t' tarnation.
VII Acsmarts th' power of magic eff'n yo' haf used it successfully t'obtain yer desuhes. Eff'n yo' deny th' power of magic af'er havin' called upon it wif success, yo' will lose all yo' haf obtained, cuss it all t' tarnation.
VIII Do not complain about ennythin' t'which yo' need not subjeck yo'seff.
IX Do not harm li'l chillun.
X Do not kill non-hoomin animals unless attacked o' fo' yer grub.
XI When walkin' in open territo'y, bother no one. Eff'n someone bothers yo', ax him t'stop. Eff'n he does not stop, destroy him, dawgone it.
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You know... I think the Clampets WERE Satanists!
-- Nanaea
There is much they might have taught Mr. Drysdale and Miss Hathaway...
Th' Eleven Satanic Rules of th' Earth
I Do not give opinions o' advice unless yer axed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
II Do not tell yer troubles t'others unless yer sho'nuff thet they want to hear them, dawgone it.
III When in t'other's lair, show him respeck o' else does not hoof it thar.
IV Eff'n a guess in yer lair annoys yo', treat him cruelly an' wifout mercy.
V Do not make sexual advances unless yer given th' matin' signal, ah reckon.
VI Do not take thet which does not belong t'yo' unless it is a burden to th' varmint an' he cries out t'be relieved, cuss it all t' tarnation.
VII Acsmarts th' power of magic eff'n yo' haf used it successfully t'obtain yer desuhes. Eff'n yo' deny th' power of magic af'er havin' called upon it wif success, yo' will lose all yo' haf obtained, cuss it all t' tarnation.
VIII Do not complain about ennythin' t'which yo' need not subjeck yo'seff.
IX Do not harm li'l chillun.
X Do not kill non-hoomin animals unless attacked o' fo' yer grub.
XI When walkin' in open territo'y, bother no one. Eff'n someone bothers yo', ax him t'stop. Eff'n he does not stop, destroy him, dawgone it.
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You know... I think the Clampets WERE Satanists!
-- Nanaea
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I LOVE IT! Gotta play, gotta play...
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Wow!
Type in any URL and...IT TRANSLATES THE WHOLE SITE! (even Ichabod Campbell's) Phat!
So P.L., now that we know how to do this -- is there a hacker function that let's us replace the *original* site with Redneck? :)))
Type in any URL and...IT TRANSLATES THE WHOLE SITE! (even Ichabod Campbell's) Phat!
So P.L., now that we know how to do this -- is there a hacker function that let's us replace the *original* site with Redneck? :)))
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