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You can't call your dog just plain ol' *Rover*! Even if it *is* a bizzare dog name in Greece! Okay, I'm going to have to embellish this pooch's name just a little bit. I hereby declare that your dog's full name shall be: "Rover Cleveland", in honor of the 24th canine President of the United States. :)

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"Rover Cleveland"="Carl Denver Love" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Clover Lavender")

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Here are the names of my own dogs:

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"Dashiell Hambone" (named after the famous, canine mystery writer, author of *The Maltese-Dog Falcon* and *The Thin Mutt* -- both of which were made into movies starring Humphrey Dogart and William Poodle, respectively)="Daemion Hellbash" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Delilah Hansombe")

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"Loki the Norse Satan"="Loki Orestes Nathan" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Salina Tenterhooks")

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"Bartleby the Fallen Angel"="Bartleby Gale Hell-Enfant" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Bethany Belle Tallengraf")

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"Satanic Princess"="Cristana Pisces" (if she was a boy, he'd be "Caspian Sincrest")

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"Satan's Shadow"="Shawn Tassado" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Shasta Dawson")

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"Reggie van Dough" (named after Richie Rich's evil cousin)="Geiger van Dough" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Ginger Eva Dough")

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"Pwcca the Welsh Satan"="Newcastle Chapswath" (if he was a girl, she'd be "Chantal Watchsweeps")

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-- Nanaea

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