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No offense, but we think Australian names are weird. Because our father is a head hancho in the false eyelash making business, we have lived in numerous places throughout the world including North Korea, where he distributed false eyelashes to the many orphans. He's really made a difference and we have an adopted sister named Alainna from there. Also, we have resided in the Vatican, where we delivered falsies to the pope's poor maid-servants, not to mention slaves in Madagascar, and the eskimos of northern Canada. The point is, we've encountered many different names and the Australian ones just don't appeal to us. Glad we could help,
Jinger&Joleen