Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or a hopeless case story
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Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or A hopeless case story:
Act 1 scene 1
*Mister Magoo enters the site*
I sure wonder what Waldo 's name means.
Alas the letters are so small but I will give it a try.
hmm...
*reads*
search for names
search in meanings
search in description
Oh dear, his name is Waldo name is not "names", "meanings" or "description" and I who thought this site held many names, yet it holds only three!
*reads on*
Advanced search
Ah yes that must be the one. While the simple search only holds three names the advanced search must hold more.
*pushes the advanced search link*
Hmm... it looks exactly the same to me except for some odd noselike signs drawn infront of the three seachable names. Odd...
*reads on*
Find names in any gender
nahhh Waldo is a boy and not any gender so that cannot be it.
*reads on*
"or" search
"and" search
? Waldo and or? nahhh
*reads on*
Suppress duplicates and headings
Opppress! oppress! never in my life! That I am certainly not going to push.
*reads on*
Ahh of course! silly me! it has been there all the time.
Had I just pushed that large grey button named "Search" a long time ago he he.
*pushes the search button*
Search text:
No matches.
Eh? what is the mater with this thing?
It is broken that is what it is.
Oh my little eye does spy a messageboard link.
*clicks the messeage board link*
Ahh yes. Let us see now.
*posts on the message board*
"This is surely the worst name site I have ever visited and you people call yourself Big Kahunas! You could at least call yourself Small Kahunas. And by the way tell me what Waldo means or I will, but taunt you a second time.
Mister Magoo
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A little information on mister magoo:
http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1041.php
Act 1 scene 1
*Mister Magoo enters the site*
I sure wonder what Waldo 's name means.
Alas the letters are so small but I will give it a try.
hmm...
*reads*
search for names
search in meanings
search in description
Oh dear, his name is Waldo name is not "names", "meanings" or "description" and I who thought this site held many names, yet it holds only three!
*reads on*
Advanced search
Ah yes that must be the one. While the simple search only holds three names the advanced search must hold more.
*pushes the advanced search link*
Hmm... it looks exactly the same to me except for some odd noselike signs drawn infront of the three seachable names. Odd...
*reads on*
Find names in any gender
nahhh Waldo is a boy and not any gender so that cannot be it.
*reads on*
"or" search
"and" search
? Waldo and or? nahhh
*reads on*
Suppress duplicates and headings
Opppress! oppress! never in my life! That I am certainly not going to push.
*reads on*
Ahh of course! silly me! it has been there all the time.
Had I just pushed that large grey button named "Search" a long time ago he he.
*pushes the search button*
Search text:
No matches.
Eh? what is the mater with this thing?
It is broken that is what it is.
Oh my little eye does spy a messageboard link.
*clicks the messeage board link*
Ahh yes. Let us see now.
*posts on the message board*
"This is surely the worst name site I have ever visited and you people call yourself Big Kahunas! You could at least call yourself Small Kahunas. And by the way tell me what Waldo means or I will, but taunt you a second time.
Mister Magoo
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A little information on mister magoo:
http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1041.php
Replies
And I thought people were just too lazy to do their own research...
...but this explains everything!
...but this explains everything!
You made me smile today, Selwyn. :)
Selwyn I bow to your genius :))))))