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I'm a labor and delivery nurse, and one of the older docs I work with swears he delivered Orangejello and Lemonjello. But then he also swears to have delivered twin girls named Shitonya and Shithéad, prn shi-TONYA (instead of "sh*t on ya") and shi-THEY-ed (instead of "sh*t head").

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Yeah, right, doc... *smile and nod, back away slowly*

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Some people just have too much imagination and too much time on their hands; I don't have any other explanation for such silliness.