Poll: Which of these scenarios would you hope happens to someone you despise

Hope they get diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously and the only toilet available is a portapotty

29%

Hope they stub and break their piggy toes in the middle of one of those long-distance camping hikes

Hope their dog stops loving them

Hope they have to listen to Baby Shark until they die

21%

Hope they buy something really expensive and it's broken, but they can't get a refund

8%

Hope they see an alien, but no one believes and they can't prove it, so it drives them insane

8%

Hope when it's pajama day they're the only one who shows up in pajamas

4%

Hope they have to do a wallsit until their legs give out

None, I'm not that merciless

25%

I don't hate anyone 😊

4%

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