Child: "Hey Mom! What's for dinner?" Mom: "Stew!" Child: "Mom, not again, yuck!" Mom: "Oh don't be silly, Stew is delicious" Child: "Mom! NO!" Mom: Stew is DELICIOUS and NUTRITIOUS, so you are eating it, and TOMORROW we can have Mac and Cheese!" Child: Can we please have Mac and Cheese tonight and Stew tomorrow?" Mom: "NO! You heard me the first time, and don't complain and pretend to throw up, or you will have NO DINNER! Is that what you want?" Child: "No" Mom: "I thought so, good boy! I PROMISE we will have Mac and Cheese tomorrow" Child: "Fine, but you HAVE TO PROMISE!" Mom: "Deal!" This name is a short form of Stewart, but I wanted to make a joke.
Sam : PO-TAY-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a Stew...