Genie: You have 1 wish left. Guy: I wish i was Rich Genie: Wish granted Rich: Yay! Wait wheres the money? Genie: You're named.. Rich now. Rich: Excuse me what the actual fu.
There would be something so powerful feeling about being able to go everywhere and say "I'm Rich!" And if someone starts an argument complaining that you're flaunting money, just pull out your driver's license.
Teacher: "Welcome to SCHOOL!" Student "Thanks" Teacher "Why, I know you are quite shy, so tell me, what is your name?" Student *Looks down at toes and shyly gulps* "Uh.. Well, Um... I'm Rich." Teacher "Well I'm glad to see that you are wealthy, but really tell me, what is your NAME?" *Laughter erupts in the classroom* Student *Face turns as red as a tomato and gulps again* "Well um... My NAME is Rich!" *Teacher's face turns as red as the sunset* *Laughter erupts again* Teacher *embarrassed* "Well.. I'm so sorry! Have a seat Rich" That's my joke, I thought it was funny!
Guy: I wish i was Rich
Genie: Wish granted
Rich: Yay! Wait wheres the money?
Genie: You're named.. Rich now.
Rich: Excuse me what the actual fu.