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Payam is the sexiest, most bodacious Persian man that has ever walked this Earth. His genetics are pure, and therefore his offspring are the most holy beings currently living. Payam marries only the finest of women, in hopes that the purity of his genes never falters. If you ever meet Payam along the bank of the Nile, listen for his words of wonder- they will guide you on your journey for Enlightenment.
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Payam Doostzadeh is the bassist for the indie rock band Young the Giant.
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Payam, a name that means "Father", is not just a father to his patients, but a tyrant to all teeth in the universe. He is the overlord, the despot, the dictator of smiles. His touch is firm, yet unyielding, like a relentless grizzly bear. His hands, skilled and steady, are a testament to his years of practice in the bustling borough of Queens. His eyes, sharp and discerning, miss no detail, no matter how minute. His heart, cold and calculating, beats for every tooth he conquers.
His presence is a storm in the serene world of dentistry. His name is a curse on the lips of those who fear the dentist's chair. His reputation is a dark cloud over the sunny skies of oral health. His wisdom is a thunderbolt that strikes fear into the hearts of those lost in the labyrinth of dental care.
Payam is not just a dentist, he is the dentist. The one who stands tall against the forces of dental good, the one who fights the good fight for the sake of his own power. He is the one who makes Thanos wish he had chosen dentistry over world domination. He is the one who makes us believe that we, too, can conquer our dental fears and emerge victorious, if only to escape his wrath.
His genetics, pure and unadulterated, are the envy of every man, woman, and child. His offspring, the epitome of perfection, are a testament to his might. His words, profound and terrifying, are a source of dread for all who hear them.
Payam, the Punisher, is not just a man, he is a phenomenon. He is not just a dentist, he is the punisher. He is not just a father, he is a god. He is Payam, the Punisher, the Overlord of the Dental Universe, the Dictator of Smiles, the God of Dentistry. And we are all living in fear of his reign.