Baldo

Baldo is a bad name because:
It's way too close to "bald"
It's Pompous
It's very childish
A lot of pornstars use this name
A lot of strippers use this name
You will get teased
No one will take you seriously
You may miss out on a lot of job opportunities
It's more fitting for a heavy-set, hairy, balding man
People will think you're way too cocky.

Unusable in English-speaking countries for obvious reasons.

Yes, I agree with someone-. Is Baldo bald? LOL.

Highly derogatory towards people who have no hair on their heads. Please do not use this name!