What a way to set a child up for failure! Although it's trying REALLY HARD, it's not a cool name, it's really just a plain dumb name. Why would you name your child after a violent crime? What's next? Hit-and-run? Trespassing? Elder abuse? Food tampering? Are you gonna name your kid Food Tampering? Or maybe Public urination. Public Urination and Public Defecation would be great sibling names, huh? JUST USE CARSON.