... naming your child this is a POWER MOVE against humanity. your child will grow up to be an ALPHA and FUCKING CLIMB THE ECONOMICAL LADDER & LEAD A LIFE OF LUXURY WHILE BESTING THEIR FOES VIA FLAMETHROWR
... north dakota—nono south dakota. here dakota there dakota fuck dakota. genuinely, fuck dakota. i dont like the dakotas. i dont even know where they are on the map and i'm not willing to learn (👍 name)
... i know someone whose dog's name's dewey, or something like that. cute name in my mind cause of that. it really gives me like, dill pickle vibes, the color green and blue, and it's a gooey yummy name
... I DONT FUCKING GET WHY THE OPPURTUNITY TO RENAME YOURSELF GAYLORD IS GIVEN TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AND YET BARELY AANYYOONE IS TAKING THIS TRANSCENDENTAL OPPURTUNITY TO DO SO WHAT THE FUCK
... call me uncultured, chronically online, whatever, but this name reminds me of nothing but the roblox junkbot. nothing else comes to mind dk. janko's a great name
... not succumbing to the wee urge of wanting this as my name. it’s a dumb name. you’re an idiot. it’s an idiot name. name for an idiot. hear that? that’s the sound of an idiot contemplating an idiot name
... yo yo yo the name is nash imma give you a rash snatch that 'stache and that stash and yo mommas the one that i smashed (its 3am. im so sorry. i uhh cant give you back yourr wasted time readin that :>)
... omg i just realized, i'm reading a book (the night circus; check it out) and there's a character with this name! added the name to my list before picking up the book as well