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Re: Jumping on the bandwagon, You say/ you think
This is my son Telal:
You say: That's an interesting name.
You think: That's an interesting name. I wonder if it's legitimate. And I just read the pronunciation below. I've been calling him Teh-lahl in my head this whole time. This is my daughter Loshonda:
You say: I bet you don't know another Loshonda.
You think: Oh puke. Poor child. People are going to have the worst impression of her before they even meet her.This is my son Jhye:
You say: That's an interesting name.
You think: Yuck. I can't help but think of the guy from Queer Eye, who I find hideous. This is my daugher Shaylyssa:
You say: Hi Shaylyssa.
You think: Gag me. As if Shay isn't bad enough, she had to stick the ugly yssa on the end. Poor child. I hope she grows up to be at least a moderately attractive teen.This is my son Zarek:
you say: That's an interesting name.
You think: Oh you're so cool naming your child a name that starts with a Z. I'm so impressed. Not. This is my daughter Jasiarna:
You say: I've never heard that name before.
You think: Of course I've never heard that name before. It's hideous and made up. If it were the least bit attractive, don't you think someone would have created it long ago? This is my son Jaysic:
You say: That's a different name.
You think: Sic[k] is right. What a horrible name. This is my daughter Akeisha:
You say: Is she named after someone?
You think: Akeisha, LaKeisha,Makeisha. Gag. What else will they tag onto Keisha to make a different name. As if Keisha isn't bad enough alone. This is my son Jayvinn:
You say: What nationality is that name?
You think: Poor child. He'll always be assumed lower class.This is my daughter Boeshay:
You say: I've not heard that before.
You think: WTH? That poor girl. Please God, let her have a middle name that she can use.This is my son Zayleb:
You say: Interesting name.
You think: Good Lord. What will it be next Zoshua? Zicholas? Zichael? How utterly and completely ridiculous. What the hell is so captivating about the letter Z? It's NOT impressive.
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