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HelpWelcome Xerxes, Luxor, Clara, Sqwhirl, Nettie, Bloob, and Suzanne!
in reply to a message by luvmonkeezz
Xerxes is an alien from the planet Jumanah in the Enchilada Galaxy. He is red, twisted, and has eight eyes. His parents were destroyed by Dark Wader, the master of evil. Xerxes likes hitch-hiking, sleeping, and talk shows.
Luxor is an anthropomorphic dog monster from an unknown laboratory. She escaped after her creators threatened to harness her power into their destroyer machine. Luxor likes barking, singing, and hunting.
Clara Cross is a sexy tomb raider from England. She needs a home since her house and assistants were torched by her arch-nemesis, Mandy Everett. She likes raiding the tomb, guns, and fighting mutants.
Sqwhirl is a mutated squirrel from the same laboratory as Luxor. He has fins sticking out of his back. He was also disowned by his master. He likes nuts, unicycles, and his girlfriend Nettie.
Nettie is another mutated squirrel, only she has horns instead of fins. She was also disowned. She likes nuts, music, and dancing. Sqwhirl is her boyfriend.
Bloob is a blue, one-eyed blob from a different laboratory. He was kicked out for being too humorous. He likes making jokes, farting, and 50-foot women.
Suzanne is a 50-foot woman from California. She was taken away from Earth as they thought she possessed a threat to the city. But she's really nice. She likes singing, writing, and talking. You may need giant items to accomodate her.
Please update on your, eh, unique possessions.
(I forgot to say that the fictional characters will be parodies of actual fictional characters. In your adoption, I parodied Tomb Raider and Monsters vs. Aliens.)
Luxor is an anthropomorphic dog monster from an unknown laboratory. She escaped after her creators threatened to harness her power into their destroyer machine. Luxor likes barking, singing, and hunting.
Clara Cross is a sexy tomb raider from England. She needs a home since her house and assistants were torched by her arch-nemesis, Mandy Everett. She likes raiding the tomb, guns, and fighting mutants.
Sqwhirl is a mutated squirrel from the same laboratory as Luxor. He has fins sticking out of his back. He was also disowned by his master. He likes nuts, unicycles, and his girlfriend Nettie.
Nettie is another mutated squirrel, only she has horns instead of fins. She was also disowned. She likes nuts, music, and dancing. Sqwhirl is her boyfriend.
Bloob is a blue, one-eyed blob from a different laboratory. He was kicked out for being too humorous. He likes making jokes, farting, and 50-foot women.
Suzanne is a 50-foot woman from California. She was taken away from Earth as they thought she possessed a threat to the city. But she's really nice. She likes singing, writing, and talking. You may need giant items to accomodate her.
Please update on your, eh, unique possessions.
(I forgot to say that the fictional characters will be parodies of actual fictional characters. In your adoption, I parodied Tomb Raider and Monsters vs. Aliens.)
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