Re: Joining the bandwagon: Bash my favorite names!
in reply to a message by Cambria
Keturah Marie: sounds like a kettle. Marie? HOw freaking common can you GET?
Sapphira Madeleine: Thats right, name your kid after a Rock "Ohh! SHiny Rock! I'll name my baby that!". Madeleine after that stupid girl who couldnt shutup in France, I presume
Lydian Emily (yes, Lydian; not Lydia): Yeah, and extra N- what does that do? Emily- number 134,234,596
Jessamyn Celia: Jessica or Jasmine? Make up your mind? and whats with the Y? it wynt mayke it look pryttyyr.
Elsa Lilian: Elsa sounds like a fat Russian nanny, and Lilian reminds me of ugly flower prints.
Boys
Cyrus Ezra: Erza sounds like the kids in pain: "ERZA!! That freaking hurt!"
Isaiah Wallace: Ok, your love of basket ball may be immense, but please choose between Isaiah Thomas and Ben Wallace. Isaiah was the dude who predicted that lion will sleep with the lamb. What a nutjob! Lions don't even live near lambs. (with the utmost respect of course :)
Elijah Malcolm: Just name him Frodo or Frankie, and make it easier
Judah Vaughan (yes, Vaughan; not Vaughn): Judah was the brother who decided to sell Joseph into slavery. Moe Vaughn is some forgotten baseball player who most likely did steroids too. Great namesakes
Harold Everett: Harold is the guy in the office who eats too many donuts. Harry Harold jokes no doubt. "For ever in a rutt" is what i see in Everett
Sapphira Madeleine: Thats right, name your kid after a Rock "Ohh! SHiny Rock! I'll name my baby that!". Madeleine after that stupid girl who couldnt shutup in France, I presume
Lydian Emily (yes, Lydian; not Lydia): Yeah, and extra N- what does that do? Emily- number 134,234,596
Jessamyn Celia: Jessica or Jasmine? Make up your mind? and whats with the Y? it wynt mayke it look pryttyyr.
Elsa Lilian: Elsa sounds like a fat Russian nanny, and Lilian reminds me of ugly flower prints.
Boys
Cyrus Ezra: Erza sounds like the kids in pain: "ERZA!! That freaking hurt!"
Isaiah Wallace: Ok, your love of basket ball may be immense, but please choose between Isaiah Thomas and Ben Wallace. Isaiah was the dude who predicted that lion will sleep with the lamb. What a nutjob! Lions don't even live near lambs. (with the utmost respect of course :)
Elijah Malcolm: Just name him Frodo or Frankie, and make it easier
Judah Vaughan (yes, Vaughan; not Vaughn): Judah was the brother who decided to sell Joseph into slavery. Moe Vaughn is some forgotten baseball player who most likely did steroids too. Great namesakes
Harold Everett: Harold is the guy in the office who eats too many donuts. Harry Harold jokes no doubt. "For ever in a rutt" is what i see in Everett