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Meet my son Evan Cooper
You Say: How nice!
You Think: Evan? Great. Cooper? Atrocious.

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Meet my daughter Alexandra Kayleigh. goes by Alex
You Say: Alexandra is so lovely.
You Think: Too bad Alex and Kayleigh ruin it beyond measure

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Meet my son Wesley Jacob. goes by Wes
You Say: I love the name Jacob!
You Think: Wesley is fine. I don't like Wes.

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Meet my daughter Makayla Danielle
You Say: Hi, Michaela!
You Think: *vomit*

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Meet my son Ashton Lucas
You Say: I adore Lucas!
You Think: Why is the good name always in the MIDDLE?

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Meet my Ashleigh Mia
You Say: Um. Hi!
You Think: Vomit

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Meet my son Jeremy Hunter
You Say: That's nice.
You Think: NOT