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Meet my daughter, Delta Pansy.
You say: Hi there Delta.
You think: Hope she doesn't become a stewardess
Meet my daughter, Poet Blue "Poe".
You say: Hello Poe, unusual name.
You think: A bit too creative for my tastes, but not bad.
Meet my daughter, Zealand Clover "Zea".
You say: Hello Zealand.
You think: Nice country, odd name.
Meet my daughter, Gage Papillon.
You say: Hi there Gage.
You think: Is she named after the dog breed or a butterfly?
Meet my daughter, Nehemiah Sabella.
You say: Hello Nehemiah. Cool name.
You think: Would love to watch her teachers prnounce it though.
Meet my daughter, Oliver Haven "Olive".
You say: Hi there Olive.
You think: Hope her brother isn't named Dodger.
Meet my daughter, Viper Posey.
You say: Hi there Viper.
You think: Parents are just asking for a malicious child.
Meet my daughter, Jagger Tulip "Jag".
You say: Hi there Jag.
You think: Too much into the Rolling Stones?
Meet my daughter, Barn Opal.
You say: Hello Barn.
You think: Barn? BARN? I hope that kid changes her name. Soon.
Meet my daughter, Mannequin Reed "Quinn".
You say: Hello Quinn.
You think: Dummy jokes will follow her everywhere.
Meet my daughter, Bengal Victoria "Benji".
You say: Hi there Benji.
You think: Sounds too much like Bangle, and Benji is a dog's name.
Meet my daughter, Yosemite Harriet.
You say: Hi Yosemite.
You think: I hope your parents have a very good reason for naming you this.
Meet my daughter, Zaire Dorothea.
You say: Hello Zaire.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter, Pilot Sarah.
You say: Hello Pilot.
You think: Hope she goes by her middle name.
Meet my daughter, Seven Leilani.
You say: Hello Seven.
You think: have a sister named Eight?
Meet my daughter, Seal Willow "Sea".
You say: Hi there Sea.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter, Rosemary Wyoming "Rose".
You say: Hello Rose.
You think: Hate the middle name. Rose is ok.
Meet my daughter, Ryder Orchidea.
You say: Hello Ryder.
You think: Huh?
Meet my daughter, Reef Sopheary.
You say: Hello Reef.
You think: Odd middle name, Never heard of it.
Meet my daughter, Summit Teal.
You say: Hello Summit.
You think: I hope you go by your middle name.
Meet my son, Tennessee Joel.
You say: Hello Tennessee.
You think: His English teacher's going to expect her to know all Tennessee William's plays by heart, poor dear.
Meet my son, Wolf Isaac.
You say: Hello Wolf
You think: Nice, could use a better middle name.
Meet my son, Coast Washington.
You say: Hello Coast.
You think: Poor kid, Will hear so many jokes.
Meet my son, Sawyer Sherwood.
You say: Hi there Sawyer.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my son, Lasher Raphael.
You say: Hi there Lasher.
You think: Creepy name.
Meet my son, Cerulean Oliver.
You say: Hi there Cerulean.
You think: Why not just call him Blue?
Meet my son, Gage Clydesdale.
You say: Hi there Gage.
You think: Plan on him working for Budweiser?
Meet my son, Halo Vancouver.
You say: Hello Halo.
You think: Oh, dear.
Meet my son, Stag Zenon.
You say: Hi there Stag.
You think: Just plan on him being a party animal.
Meet my son, Paige Talamascan.
You say: Hello Paige.
You think: Change your name, kiddo.
Meet my son, Delta Birch.
You say: Hi there Delta.
You think: Why? That poor kid.
You say: Hi there Delta.
You think: Hope she doesn't become a stewardess
Meet my daughter, Poet Blue "Poe".
You say: Hello Poe, unusual name.
You think: A bit too creative for my tastes, but not bad.
Meet my daughter, Zealand Clover "Zea".
You say: Hello Zealand.
You think: Nice country, odd name.
Meet my daughter, Gage Papillon.
You say: Hi there Gage.
You think: Is she named after the dog breed or a butterfly?
Meet my daughter, Nehemiah Sabella.
You say: Hello Nehemiah. Cool name.
You think: Would love to watch her teachers prnounce it though.
Meet my daughter, Oliver Haven "Olive".
You say: Hi there Olive.
You think: Hope her brother isn't named Dodger.
Meet my daughter, Viper Posey.
You say: Hi there Viper.
You think: Parents are just asking for a malicious child.
Meet my daughter, Jagger Tulip "Jag".
You say: Hi there Jag.
You think: Too much into the Rolling Stones?
Meet my daughter, Barn Opal.
You say: Hello Barn.
You think: Barn? BARN? I hope that kid changes her name. Soon.
Meet my daughter, Mannequin Reed "Quinn".
You say: Hello Quinn.
You think: Dummy jokes will follow her everywhere.
Meet my daughter, Bengal Victoria "Benji".
You say: Hi there Benji.
You think: Sounds too much like Bangle, and Benji is a dog's name.
Meet my daughter, Yosemite Harriet.
You say: Hi Yosemite.
You think: I hope your parents have a very good reason for naming you this.
Meet my daughter, Zaire Dorothea.
You say: Hello Zaire.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter, Pilot Sarah.
You say: Hello Pilot.
You think: Hope she goes by her middle name.
Meet my daughter, Seven Leilani.
You say: Hello Seven.
You think: have a sister named Eight?
Meet my daughter, Seal Willow "Sea".
You say: Hi there Sea.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter, Rosemary Wyoming "Rose".
You say: Hello Rose.
You think: Hate the middle name. Rose is ok.
Meet my daughter, Ryder Orchidea.
You say: Hello Ryder.
You think: Huh?
Meet my daughter, Reef Sopheary.
You say: Hello Reef.
You think: Odd middle name, Never heard of it.
Meet my daughter, Summit Teal.
You say: Hello Summit.
You think: I hope you go by your middle name.
Meet my son, Tennessee Joel.
You say: Hello Tennessee.
You think: His English teacher's going to expect her to know all Tennessee William's plays by heart, poor dear.
Meet my son, Wolf Isaac.
You say: Hello Wolf
You think: Nice, could use a better middle name.
Meet my son, Coast Washington.
You say: Hello Coast.
You think: Poor kid, Will hear so many jokes.
Meet my son, Sawyer Sherwood.
You say: Hi there Sawyer.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my son, Lasher Raphael.
You say: Hi there Lasher.
You think: Creepy name.
Meet my son, Cerulean Oliver.
You say: Hi there Cerulean.
You think: Why not just call him Blue?
Meet my son, Gage Clydesdale.
You say: Hi there Gage.
You think: Plan on him working for Budweiser?
Meet my son, Halo Vancouver.
You say: Hello Halo.
You think: Oh, dear.
Meet my son, Stag Zenon.
You say: Hi there Stag.
You think: Just plan on him being a party animal.
Meet my son, Paige Talamascan.
You say: Hello Paige.
You think: Change your name, kiddo.
Meet my son, Delta Birch.
You say: Hi there Delta.
You think: Why? That poor kid.
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