This is my son
Sterling.
You Say: Hi
Sterling!
You Think: Wait, like the silver?
This is my daughter
Esme.
You Say: Esme...that's such a beautiful name!
You Think: D@amned shame Twilight stole it...
This is my son
Noel (NO-el).
You Say: Nice to meet you
Noel!
You Think: It would be better if it were pronounced NOLE
This is my son
Sawyer (SOY-er).
You Say: Hey
Sawyer.
You Think: I hated Huckleberry
Finn so much...
This is my son
Soren.
You Say: Hi there
Soren!
You Think: How very...elvish?