GIRLS
This is my daughter, Beckham.
You say: Thats different.
You think: Thats a very masculine name.
This is my daughter, Secret.
You say: Cute.
You think: kind of ghetto.
This is my daughter, Seven.
You say: Inspired by Seinfeld? That was a good episode.
You think: The movie was really good too.
This is my daughter, Prayer.
You say: Very religious.
You think: Taking religious/virtue names a bit far.
This is my daughter, Poetry.
You say: I love Poet, Poetry is really nice too.
You think: See above.
This is my daughter, October.
You say: Cute.
You think: I'm not sure, mixed feelings. Would be cute for a cat.
This is my daughter,
Monday.
You say: Different.
You think: No!
This is my daughter,
Africa.
You say: That's unique.
You think: O jeez. Not another place name!
BOYS
This is my son,
Eden.
You say: That's a nice name.
You think: Kind of girly, and wicked trendy.
This is my son,
Trinity.
You say: Interesting.
You think: GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL!
This is my son,
Fox.
You say: That's a pretty awesome name.
You think: For a guy in a biker gang...
This is my son,
River.
You say: I love that name.
You think:
River Phoenix is hot!
This is my son,
Shiloh.
You say: I really like that.
You think: See above.
This is my son,
Hazel.
You say: Hmm...never heard that for a boy before.
You think: Why is this woman naming her sons girl names?
This is my son,
Rain.
You say: That's a nice name.
You think: See above.
This is my son, Shia.
You say: I really like that.
You think: See above. And add some comment about Shia LeBeouf as inspiration.