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This is my daughter, Ophelia Mary.
You Say: Hi Ophelia?
You Think: She's going to get "oh feel yah" jokes later. Mary is gorgeous and Mary Ophelia would have been much better.

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This is my son, William Leland.
You Say: Hi William!
You Think: I love William but Leland is so ugly.

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This is my daughter, Irene Susannah.
You Say: Hi Irene!
You Think: Susannah Irene would have flowed so much better, but this isn't horrid. Irene is very refreshing.

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This is my son, Oscar Nathaniel.
You Say: Hi Oscar!
You Think: I loathe Oscar but adore Nathaniel.

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This is my daughter, Lily Eustacia.
You Say: Hi Lily!
You Think: Lily is beautiful. She can just go by Lily E., because Eustacia is awful.

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This is my son, Gabriel Arthur.
You Say: Hi Gabriel!
You Think: I love Gabriel, and while I don't like Arthur, it's a nice combo.