Feel free to only do the "you think" part, if you want.
This is my daughter,
Arielle Rain Lily, nn
Ella.
You say: What a musical name.
You think: Hippie mermaids!
This is my son,
Milo Johann.
You say: Pleased to meet you.
You think: I think I can get over thinking
Milo is the name of an orange cat.
This is my daughter,
Caitria Romayne, nn
Cait.
You say: Hello,
CaitYou think: Yike! It sounds like a snobby variety of lettuce.
This is my son,
Noah October.
You say: Sounds like the name of band leader.
You think:
My cousin
Noah was born in October