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Meet my twin daugthers: Agnes Josephine & Charlotte Elise.
You Say: Nice to meet you!
You Think: Charlotte Elise sure got the better deal--it's absolutely stunning. Josephine is nice but I cannot STAND Agnes.

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Meet my daugther: Diana Marilia. Marilia is my mom's name [ma-rill-ee-uh]
You Say: Hi Diana!
You Think: I hate Diana. Marilia is really weird, but gets a pass for honoring.

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Meet my twin daugthers: Nancy Paige & Eleanor Moon.
You Say: Hi Nancy and Eleanor!
You Think: Nancy Paige is blech--Nancy is really dated and Paige is so trendy. Eleanor Moon is completely stunning!

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Meet my twin sons: Avery Noel & Norman Elliott. Noel is said like "knoll"
You Say: Hi Avery and Norman!
You Think: Ewwwwwwwwwwww. And Norman?

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Meet my son: Sidney James.
You Say: Hi Sidney!
You Think: I loathe Sidney--a place, feminine, and just ugly. It reminds me of kidney. James is fantastic, though.