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Way off-topic: Behind the Religion
by CheBanana (guest)
12/22/2000, 4:33 AM
The CheBanana Anagram Tree just yielded a series of anagrams for all religions, in alphabetical order:Agnosticism: Isn't so magic!
Buddhism: Dumb dish.
Christianity: Tiny Irish cat. Is tin charity.
Hinduism: Humid sin.
Islam: I slam.
Judaism : I'm Judas.
Paganism: A man's pig.
Satanism: A mint ass. I'm satan's. Anti-mass.
Scientology: Isn't ecology.
Taoism: A moist...
Zoroastrianism: Is a Nazism rotor.I apologize on behalf of the CheBanana Tree for the extremely poor taste of some of the above. Hope no-one's offended :p
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- Nanaea   +3
12/22/2000, 8:58 AM
Behind the Wiccan ReligionOf course I couldn't resist this...Alexandrian Tradition=Inordinate tax and lair
Celtic Tradition=Ironic, titled cat
Dianic Tradition=Candid initiator
Gardnerian Tradition=Originated in darn art
Strega Tradition=It grandiose tartNot apologizing for anything, as Wiccans generally view Satanists as the "Mafia" of the Pagan World. Eh, that's okay. We Satanists view Wiccans as the hippies of the Pagan World. ;)Oh, and I'm taking "Satanism"="A mint ass" as a compliment, Che. The vast majority of Satanists do have very nice asses. :)-- Nanaea
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- CheBanana (guest)   +1
12/23/2000, 5:23 AM
Preemptive strikeNo Daividh, Hellenes are NOT the restauranteurs of the Pagan World...
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- Daividh (guest)
12/23/2000, 7:09 AM
Good blocking move, that. But you must admit that it could be a logical assumption, since everyone in the US knows that the most prominent members of the Greek Pantheon were beings named Nick, Tom, and Gus.
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- CheBanana (guest)
12/22/2000, 1:50 PM
Superior posterior compliment was quite intentional :) Of course I cringe at the thought of Alistair
Cruelly sitting on anyone...
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- Nanaea
12/22/2000, 5:03 AM
Bart Simpides strikes again. :)
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