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I was at school with a girl Merlin, whom I hardly knew. I generously assumed that it was probably somebody's dreadful misunderstanding of Marilyn - which is pretty dire in itself - but I never asked.

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On her? It worked well enough. She was a party animal, more hormones than homework.

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On a boy? Very ... ambitious. To be avoided. It's an invitation to juvenile humour.