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oops, didn't even see where you'd added in the ba's!
I was getting impatient for my next fix! I mean, my nose was running, I was shaking, and sweating, and snarling at everybody, and considering going "out on the street" to find more bad names! Thank you, Dr. Feelgood! (Old Motley Crue reference.)Amorie Jonae: *in best Dean Martin voice* When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza-pie, that's Amorie!Artemisia Zanobia: Baby names from A to Z in one fell swoop!Asa Jane: Like naming a girl Ira or Elijah.Bailyn Rae: If Rae has one more run-in with the police, she can just sit in jail all night, because I ain't bailyn her out again!Brooklyn Raeighlyn: There is something rotten in the borough of Brooklyn that would cause people to go so far overboard with Raeighlyn.Charity Ne'Vaeh: Gag me witha sequinned pasty!Creighton Elisabeth: Elisabeth's a puppy, see? And she needs to go to the vet, see? So we're Creighton her for the car trip, got it?Dixie Payge: The Southern Brides column in some border-state small-town paper.Halen Angelle: Instead of raining cats and dogs, now it's hailin' angels.Heavenly Sky: I can tell this mama was flying high.Icle Colleen: Ooo, you schweet ickle Collen, you!Lakelyn Kayci: Going fishing in Lake Lynn Casey.LaPrincess: She'll be part of the "yay, Mom!" contingent at her mother's high school graduation, I'll bet.Londin Skye: I seem to recall that the sky in London is not famous for its beauty or cleanliness.Lyric Ire: dictionary says ire is "anger, bad feeling." So I guess Lyric Ire is angry punk lyrics.McKinleigh Skye: Trailer trash aspiring to be yuppies.Mecca Eola: Didn't I just see this recently, on the menu of a crummy Italian restaurant?Micha Mia: They just barely got talked out of calling the kid Mama Mia.My'layzia Renee Nicole: My lazy Renee Nicole.Nevaeh Opal Noel: Ha ha, born at PRMC! I saw this, and while it hurt deeply to see my newfound friend Opal saddled with those two culls, I didn't think it was quite bad enough to post about.Opretty: Joins LaPrincess in the Yay Mom! bleacher section.River Leighlynn: It shouldn't be that hard to choose between Leigh and Lynn for mn.Scarlet Rayin: And Emerald Polyesther.Trinity Grace: The whoel giving-birth-is-a-religious-experience thing is way overrated.True Heavenlee: And won't they be disappointed when little True Heavenlee gets everything pierced that is possibly pierceable, starts bringing home nameless babies at 13, and ends up on a first-name basis with the local cops?Aries Blu: He's about forty years behind time.Blaise Daniel-Kwaku: I don't care if Kwaku is a legit ethnic name, it still sounds like baby-animal talk.Campbell Reese: Oh, so posh! Oh, so poncey! Oh, so much like Campbell's rice soup!Dakota Chance: A Louis L'Amour book that never got written.Gentry Rayford: Gentry, my foot.Hale John: "Hail, John, full of beans."Justice True: How bout Justice Blind, if we're going in for the traditional justice personifications?Lucky Copeland: See, Copeland is so upper-class and blue-blood. But that Lucky tells the true tale: kid's parents are semi-literate shack-dwellers with a mangy pit-bull mix chained up out front, and a social worker has to visit them every other day to make sure they're actually flushing the toilet and feeding the kids.Sport: I doubt highly that Sport is her real name, more like a nickname. One more sorted for a little boyo in a baseball-card-collecting commercial. Ona woman, it says a great deal about what her reputation is around town. Not surprising if we don't know the father's name.Cain Able: Don't come cryin to me when one kills the other by slamming the toy box lid on his head.Cashmere: Well, at least they went for classy, natural fibers, unlike little Scarlet Rayinn's people.
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