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This is my daughter, Felicity Corisande. (cor-ih-SAHN-duh)
You say: Hi there Felicity! You have a beautiful name!
You think: It's pretty, but I keep imagining her in a frilly southern belle gown.

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This is my son, Eben Isaac, nn Ben.
You say: Hi Ben.
You think: Eben... Ebay?

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This is my daughter, Vannie Iris. Vannie's a unisex family name.
You say: I just love family names. They have very interesting history.
You think: I have family names. When she grows up, I'm sure she'll change her name to Iris Annie. Poor child

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This is my son, Leonard Vannie. (Not a bro to above; just want reactions, lol).
You say: What a smart name. Can I call him Leo?
You think: It is. You can't get any smarter than graphic calculators and pocket protectors. Leo's much better.

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This is my daughter Jeanna Jessamyn.
You say: How unique...
You think: Quite unique for a stripper...

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This is my son, Vivian Alexander.
You say: It's great to see Vivian on a boy again!
You think: Thank god it's a boy. I hate Vivian on girls. Can't you be any more creative than Alexander.

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This is my g/b twins, Margaret Annis and Mitchell Vaughan. Get it?
You say: How funny!
You think: Funny for the other kids to laugh at!

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The Revolution has begun! 4/3/04