I don't know why I didn't do this earlier; I think someone IMed me and distracted me or something right after I made the original post. Anyway, my answers...
H:
Michael Jack "
Mickey"
W:
Julie Elaine "
Lee"
D:
Josephine Eliza "
Joey"
S:
Jeremiah Thomas "Jet"
D/S:
Jacqueline Kelsey "
Kelly" /
Jacob Boris "
Bo"
D:
Jillian Louise "
Lou"
D:
Julia Sidonie "
Sid"
Yeah... got a little Duggar-inspired there. I don't endorse that kind of naming in real life, honestly.
Sometimes I just feel like smacking people with the dictionary, just to see if they absorb any intelligence through osmosis.
-My friend Emma