Parent 1: Hi, this is my son,
HudsonYou say: "Hello,
Hudson. Nice name."
You think: Wonderful name!
Parent 2: Hello. This is my daughter,
TeganYou say: "Hi there."
You think: Oh, God...
Parent 3: Hey. I'd like you to meet my son,
DanteYou say: "Hello."
You think: Barf, barf, barf.
Parent 4: Hi. I'd like to indtroduce my daughters,
Imogen and
EmilieYou say: "Hello girls."
You think:
Emilie is nice.
Imogen makes me sick.
Parent 5: Hey. This is my son
Charles - we call him
Charlie. And my daughter
Evangeline - everyone calls her
EvanYou say: "Nice names!"
You think: Eh.
Evan is better than
Evangeline, but whatever.
Parent 6: Hello, I'd like you to meet my son
EmlynYou say: "Hi."
You think: "Sounds like Emmalyn. Which is a girl name."