Hey, Big
Carl , I'm just curious. You said "If I were to have a son AGAIN..."
That implies you've got a son now and named him something else. Is he Little
Carl ? If not, what? You could always get him karate lessons if the fighting's a good thing (or send him to a tough school, like I did mine, altho not on purpose).
Also: why Rudiford? I can think of a lot of names that'd make him fight more than that one!