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Ralph Kenneth: Ralph! Ralph! *hoots* Please.
Nugent: Loud-mouth half-informed gun nut.
Constantine Kontogiannis: Last name… Jones.
Alexander Orange: Wasn’t he on Veggie Tales?
Mythphies Kao: The Misfit Cow.
EXQUISITE: Available for private couch dances and Jello wrestling.
EXQUIZIT: Not available because she couldn’t read or write to fill out her employment application.
Ka Chai: Ka-ching!
Ceaonceayanna Olivion: Oblivion, you mean. Oblivion is what she’ll long for.
Wyette Christina: *head-desk*
Asiabelle Marina: A fancy place to park your Asian-flagged sailing vessels.
Chloe Diamond Joy: Somebody really has a taste for expensive perfumes and jewelry.
Saylor Star: It’s this amazing new GSP system you can get at the Asiabelle Marina.
Jaydian Cherie
Haxton Lyon: NN Hack.
Oshalynn Jean: OSHA: Occupational Safety and Leathl Administration. Employers hate it.
Penelope Tru Crimefighter: *screams, hurls chair* Not again! Not a-freaking-gain!
Phoenix Nymphadora: The nympo we adore.
Paulie Edward-William: Paulie?! Like Totally Paulie?
Tea’ion Romance: Having a romance with your tea ions?
Dream L’Amor: A nice kind of dream? The kind of dream that leaves teenage boys feeling embarrassed in the morning?
Forever Mine: Nice title for a bodice-ripper “romance novel.”
Ellisyn Grac: Grack? That’s what it looks like.