Taking (1)
Jaydon because I think it sounds awful and trendy, (2)
Javier because it's just not my style, (3)
Jesse because I automatically think of the girl name
Jessie, (4)
Jovan because it reminds me of a kind of cologne, and (5)
Julien because it makes me think of the cooking term "julienne."
JamesJaredJeffreyJeremiahJeremyJeromeJoelJoeyJohanJonJonahJonasJonathanJonathonJordanJosefJosephJosueJuan
"I like this phrase, 'pleasure calculus.' Is it truly as erotic as advertised?"
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