I am
Jessica Lorraine.
You say: Hi
Jessie!
You think: Let me guess... she was born in the '80's...
This is my husband
Derek Scott.
You say: Yo D!
You think: I like
Eric much better.
This is my son
Landon Matthew.
You say: How did you come up with the name
Landon?
You think: They must be HUGE "Little House on the Prairie" fans!
This is my daughter
Ava Rose Cathryne.
You say: Awww... how cute!
You think: Yawn. Yawn. Yawn.
This is my son
Tristan Alexander.
You say: Do you have a nickname?
You think: Helloooo Mr. Trendoid.
This is my daughter
Chloe Grace Elisabeth.
You say: Lots of middle names in your family...!
You think:... and none of them are even slightly unique.