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1. This is my son, Cary Greyson.
Say: Oh, hi!
Think: Is Greyson the last name?

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2. This is my son, Adam Reece.
Say: Ooh, I love your name!
Think: Yeah, I do.
Note: If I would have seen it in writing, I'd have liked it less. Reece? Eurgh. And as for Greyson being the last name, apparently not.

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3. This is my daughter, Ivana Christine "Ivy".
Say: Why not Ivana?
Think: If they'd wanted a daughter named Ivy, they could have named her Ivy. Ah, well.

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4. This is my son, Leighton Marc "Leigh."
Say: Hey, Lee!
Think: Why the ton?
Note: (after seeing it in writing) Why Leigh?

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5. This is my daughter, Heather Joy.
Say: Hi. And that is a very lovely name you've got.
Think: Plain, though. Ah well, it's lovely anyway.

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6. This is my son, Riley Jonah.
Say: Hi, Riley!
Think: On a boy. 'Tis good. And I love Jonah.

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7. This is my son, Shiloh Alexander.
Say: Hey, Shiloh!
Think: Oh, it hasn't been taken over by girls? Woof woof.

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8. This is my daughter, Noah Ellen.
Say: My name is Noa too!
Think: Ellen sounds really weird with it.
Note: (after seeing spelling) Noah is a boy name in English. Spell it Noa, it's much nicer.

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9. This is my daughter, Eva Lauren.
Say: Oh, hi, Eva!
Think: Beautiful name.

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10. This are my twins, Durante Joseph and Oran Gregory.
Say: Hi. You've got really cool names!
Think: But why did you introduce them together and the rest of your kids seperately? Don't they need individuality or something?

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11. This is my son, Andrew Blythe "Ari".
Say: Tired of Andy and Drew?
Think: Can't blame you then. I like the name Andy, but it is overused.